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Emperor Pyromancer (Level 3 Autism)
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I like to pretend the tissue is Elizabeth DeWitt
Known For Pedophilia, Homosexuality, Brigading, Harassment, Sexual Abuse, Nazi, Lactation Fetishist
Aliases GreatEmperorBased, Based, TheGreatEmperorGigaChad, TheGreatEmperorBasedBR, The Great One
What Did He Do?
Additional Crimes In late 2024/early 2025, Emperor Pyromancer instigated a witch hunt against a single Steam user. This wasn't the first instance of brigading or harassment, but this one was unique in that most of his friends turned against him, and subsequently revealed horrors that defy imagination...


Emperor Pyromancer (Real name Rubens Felipe) is a Brazilian microcelebrity from Steam City known for his associations with the masses of political/country larpers of the city. He's also known to run a fascist server in Discord City (one that apparently does not tolerate racism.) He's also a Brazilian nationalist, and none of it is ironic either as he fails to realize, due to his parents being upper class and him obviously living with them, that Brazil is a spic infested shit hole where people get beheaded on the street as a playground sport.

He used to run a Steam group of 500+ members as well; despite the member count, it's not relevant in the slightest to anything involving in the city's affairs and mainly serves as a haven for disgruntled country larpers that hate Jews but claim to be "Anti-Zionist". This group no longer exists and Pyromancer instead runs an Elizabeth DeWitt fan group, as well as a Discord server where he coordinates brigades and raids against users who have offended him, usually by not replying to his messages within a few minutes or seconds.

More recently, he started following Alexander Dugin's Fourth Political Theory, basically Kremlin-financed propaganda, until he got exposed by some random girls on Twitter for being a deviant weirdo, since he lacks basic awareness on how to behave around others and is utterly incapable of containing his sexual urges.

He's also a huge lactophiliac, and feels no shame admitting openly that he gets really turned on by watching women spraying milk, describing his main fetish as "pumping milk", "haakaa pump", "minipump", as well as "nipple suction", which is something the editor of this article refuses to research more about, due to how disgusting and vomit inducing that is.

Rubens Felipe is a racist and doesn't give a single fuck about hiding his hatred for blacks and Jews, as he uses this as his main form of offense, constantly calling people monkeys or shitty Jews, even to people who are not Jews or black, little does he know that he is actually a nigger and doesn't even have a white skin color, which is hilarious.

In 2021, he was baited by Zokh as well after he set a woman as a profile picture saying it was him. Pyromancer fell in love and then Zokh told him to kill himself or something.





Self-admitted pedophile

Does anyone feel like telling him 2020 isn't ancient history?


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Screenshot where the Emperor admits to being a pedophile, downplaying the situation from the start, and having the audacity to say that he isn't actually a pedophile despite his pedophilic actions.

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Another recent admission, where he says we're spreading fake news, but contradicts himself in the same message (!), saying that he feels ashamed of his "dark past".

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In 2020, Pyro and his followers from an old server got themselves involved in another mess. Notice how he admits it again, this time even using the word "crimes", and that the other party is asking him to stop harassing minors and acting like a fucking pervert!

Closeted homo

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Emperor Pyromancer makes an exception for transgenders and homosexuals as long as they're roleplaying as Elizabeth DeWitt. After falling in love with the man behind the screen, he asks one of his lackeys to play messenger boy after being rejected.

Just being annoying and cringe

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Emperor's main way of making friends. No wonder he complains so much to people that everything goes wrong for him, that the humanity is shit and filled with false friends and betrayers.


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"OMGG ARE YOU THE CHICK FROM THE BIOSHOCK GAME?????" -Brazilian incel and pedophile left in shock and disbelief after internet whore resembles video game hero.

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Emperor Milkmancer sexually harasses a poor milk maiden from New Jersey.

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If you have a job, or a family, or any other obligations that require you to be away from Steam so that they may be fulfilled, this will not sit well with the Emperor, who still mooches off of his mom and dad and even some of his associates, and so will expect you to be at his beck and call as he cannot understand a reality where people have to work for a living or otherwise be away from the computer.

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"Based" "gigachad" activities.


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Emperor Pyromancer attempted to reach out to us, begging us to stop; of course, this came after him and his Discord army mass-reported us, and at the time of this writing I can't even set a pfp for myself on Steam so fuck him.


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Emperor Pyromancer realizes too late he has bitten off more than he can chew, and presents himself as a weak, helpless victim to his friends, despite provoking the situation in the first place. (The best part is that he thinks there are only two people involved with exposing him; LOL, if only you knew, buddy!)


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