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| ''sup nerd yeah so zokh is like the biggwst prophet/warchief on steam and he leads this group called [[Steam City]], being the head honcho of the upper council known as [[Chess Club]] comprised of all the higher ranks of [[The_50_Percent|The 50 Percent]] which zokh also happens to lead. Yeah so steam city has been responsible for doing so much fucking shit undoubtedly the greatest group in human histiry nothing even compares. No one even knows where the fuck zokh came from he just appeared on steam during the covid lockdowns. Befriending a powerful mole rat farmer/trucker/gondolier named [[Greasy Gus]], who's rumoured to literally be Zokh from an alternate universe, they formed the largest empire on the steam platform, and just like the roman empire, it never truly fell" - Zokh''
| | yeah so zokh is like the biggwst prophet/warchief on steam and he leads this group called [[Steam City]], being the head honcho of the upper council known as [[Chess Club]] comprised of all the higher ranks of [[The_50_Percent|The 50 Percent]] which zokh also happens to lead. Yeah so steam city has been responsible for doing so much fucking shit undoubtedly the greatest group in human histiry nothing even compares. No one even knows where the fuck zokh came from he just appeared on steam during the covid lockdowns. Befriending a powerful mole rat farmer/trucker/gondolier named [[Greasy Gus]], who's rumoured to literally be Zokh from an alternate universe, they formed the largest empire on the steam platform, and just like the roman empire, it never truly fell |
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| !colspan="2" | Zokh
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| ! colspan="2"| A photo of Zokh, the Chinese-Australian-Abo, disciple of [[Sansfungus2012]], the most hated Steam user of all time.
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| ! style="width: 100px;"|Age
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| ! Born
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| | Chongqing, [[China]]
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| ! Religion
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| | Tengrist [[Warism]]
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| !Affiliation
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| |[[Steam City Gangster Niggers|SCGN]]
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| [[The Tribunal]]
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| [[The 50%]]
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| [[HANG FAGGOTS OFF TREES]]
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| [[Chess Club]]
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| [[Wild Animal Racing]] Community
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| ! colspan="2"| Skills
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| ! Powers
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| | [[Scullymogging]], [[Block-Jitsu]], [[Rizzardry]], faking a deep voice for black e-girls on valorant, unintentionally pissing off schizo's.
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| ! colspan="2"| Likes and Dislikes
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| ! Likes
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| | A woman that knows how to make a man his PB&J
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| ! Dislikes
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| | Homosexuals, Indians, the Japanese
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| '''Zokh''', (also known as Lorkhan, zoak, zog, rock, block, 12'11" autistic mongrel dog, LOTLIZARD_HUNTER52856912968561558695062165, Dehao Zhang, Lei Feng, Leung Wong, Peter Scully Fan, Usman Ali, Pokimane's plumber, Pokimane's feet worshipper, JeffreyEpsteinFan33, Wakaflockaflame2, Chinee Man, [[Curryman27]], [[METH TRUCKER]], [[very nice man]], [[very unnice man]], [[most wanted pedophile on steam]], [[jaxx]]'s best friend, [[nk]]'s former best friend, [[biggie cheese's left nutsack]], The [[Poop Lord]], [[Lord Ursus The Walmart Guardian]], [[roblox child trafficker]], the guy [[woomzy]] hates, the guy [[putt]] hates, the guy [[xedra]] hates, the guy [[jacks]] loves, [[I LOVE JEWS]], [[Pooperman]], Badass Biker, Badass Tow Truck Driver, ESHAY BRAH, The spiritual successor to Zyzz, WomanBeater 40000, I <3 RUSSIA AND SERBIA, Crippling Heroin Addict, [[EATLER]], plus 5000 more chinese, arabic and russian names) Born in 1974 in Chongqing, China, he is known for being the leader and founder of the [[Steam City Gangster Niggers|SCGN]], seen as a prophet to the raider/troll/chudic communities throughout [[Steam City]], and a prominent documenter of the history and lore of the [[Gabyverse]]. Formerly a disgusting urbanite city dweller, he lives alone in the abo land forests, far away from [[ZOG]] (and [[goyim]]) (stealing from [[centrelink]] and the Australian tax payers, leeching off the system) with the friends he made along the way and the schizo's and mentally ill people he pisses off daily. A known achievement of Zokh's is that he currently holds the world record for the most [[Community Ban|community bans]] ever received by a [[Steam]] user (20000+ Community bans, 8000 permanent), he also happens to be the most blocked user and is hated by half of the steam community. Being known to groom Latina/Brazilian and black women in [[Discord City]], despite being severely autistic, [[Aunstism|aunstintic]] and [[chuds|chudic]], he's considered to be a black belt in [[rizzardry]] as well as being mastered in the art of [[Block-Jitsu]] (thanks to sensei [[Toxic Coffee]], the Block-Jitsu kang.) According to a wise Cambodian wizard/monk known as [[Eddmnd]]: ''"Steam dies during euro hours because Zokh isn't active."''
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| ==Actual Schizo Theories of the existence of Zokh==
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| Numerous schizophrenic members of the [[Degen Pedophile Ring]], the [[Putt Gang]] and smaller groups have theorized Zokh to be an artificial fabrication exclusively invented by [[DEUS]] (because he's claimed to be Australian) and smaller troll groups in a collaborative effort devised as an operation to purposefully piss off the schizophrenic/degenerate population of Steam City. It's unknown if Zokh is actually a real person, some believe this due to multiple instances that have occurred, particularly assassination attempts and exposing attempts, proving he can not die under any circumstance.
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| ==Early Life==
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| ===Before arriving to Steam City===
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| Zokh was born somewhere along the outskirts of Chongqing, China and was raised by a penjing tree. Zokh never went to school, instead he just tended his rice field all day and everyday and on a few occasions was arrested for masturbating in public. Zokh never had any real interaction with the online sphere before his major infamy and rise to power in Steam City other than watching a few youtube poop videos every now and then. Another thing that is known about his childhood is that he was molested by a guy dressed up as Santa Claus when he was 6 years old, he had told his mother, but she didn't believe him.
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| ===Arrival in Steam City===
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| Zokh had arrived in Steam City in 2020 after his rice field and house burned down. Zokh initially blamed the muslims and indians for this for no real reason at all during a severe autistic outburst which made him envision many things, such as the existence of the [[Internet Cities]]. Zokh then arranged to go on a dangerous trek in order to travel to the city with the goal of preaching his racist, xenophobic, sexist, homophobic, transphobic and obscene views to the denizens of the most technologically advanced city on [[Earth]] to relieve himself of the pain.
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| ==2020==
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| === The Beginning ===
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| Beginning in March of 2020 during the beginning of the COVID-19 lockdowns, Zokh quickly fled China and headed to Steam City. Upon arriving with absolutely nothing, he ventured out to the [[Wild Animal Racing Island]] sub-district of [[Walmart Island]] and befriended a [[Warism|warist]] monk named [[CEO Of Swag]] that taught him the ways of [[Warism]]. Zokh converted to Warism and found enlightenment, following the teachings of [[Paul Bird]], subsequently grinding 3,000 hours on the video game [[Wild Animal Racing]] on his main [[steam]] account. In July of 2020, Zokh met [[Professor Mr. Smith]] a mentally ill 15 year old that had a bright future in selling his body to buff black men on Grindr. Mr. Smith's favorite thing to do with Zokh was spam his dm's with gore videos of south american prostitutes being beheaded, supplied to him by [[Mars]].
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| [[File:2021-10-30 4.png|thumb|How Greasy Gus and Zokh met. (Gus on the left, Zokh on right)]]
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| Around late July-early August, Zokh met [[Greasy Gus]] whose legal name was "God" at the time, beginning a Romulus and Remus type arc in order to rise to power within the city, Gus was already powerful solely due to his genetics and herding yaks in [[Tajikistan]]. Despite the fact that Zokh was a Warist and Gus was a [[Garfism|Garfist]] (rival religions) they found common ground and established a long lasting bond. They traversed the lands of Steam City together, primarily bullying gays, blacks, muslims, pedophiles and brown people, they single-handedly caused the [[2020 E-Crusades]] after pissing off the [[Waristphobic Preachers]] as well as a 12 year old girl named [[Gecko Zilla]]. Zokh, Gus and a real life friend of Zokh's named [[Clob]] had won the war, causing 20,876,259,561 casualties along the way which started the phrase "Billions must die."
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| ===Rise To Power===
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| In October of 2020, he had met [[Russian Pirate]], the 2016 defacto criminal kingpin of the city via. this post: https://steamcommunity.com/groups/_______________ok_______________/discussions/0/2798375917885290315/ . They both arranged a meeting at a bar in the [[Balkan District]] to discuss business matters and such. Pirate had suggested to Zokh that they start a child trafficking business in Congo called [[Little Lacy's Surprise]] with a man he met on the dark web named [[Chinee Man]]. The business increased Zokh's net worth by trillions after branching out to multiple continents such as [[Asia]], [[North America]], [[Europoor|Europe]] (primarily the [[Balkans]]), other countries in [[Africa]] and [[Australia]]. Around this same time, he had gained connections to a once semi-notorious (now irrelevant) extremely niche internet microcelebrity named [[Woomzy]] whom at the time had large connections with individuals from the 1.0 [[Degen Pedophile Ring]]. They both established a close bond, which resulted in the creation of the [[Racist Femboys]] group chat which indirectly resulted in the creation of [[The 50%]] that quickly became the largest criminal organization in the city.
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| Zokh started The 50% in November of 2020, recruiting all the individuals he met through Russian Pirate which began as a niche circle of criminal minds such as [[Nk]] (who betrayed and destroyed the original group), [[Finn]], [[Hank]], [[Dior]], [[Watercloset Sentry]], [[Sal]], [[P1latus]], [[Peluri]]], [[BadassPCSupremacist]], [[The Sewer Pig]] and so forth. Using these top minds, including the 300+ others that joined the group + allies, he sought to take over the city and overthrow the [[VALVE]] Corporation, ending the tyranny caused by the [[Jews|joo]], he was seen as the one true prophet as a result of this. The group went to war with the [[Putt Gang]] (see: [[50%-Putt Conflict]]) which at the time was one of the most powerful circles in the city.
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| ==2021==
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| After the fall of the original 50% group in 2021 (due to being banned), Zokh had met [[Toxic Coffee]], [[Big Man]], [[Discord Mod]], [[ArizaSK]], [[Helkat]], [[Binkus]] & [[Eddmnd]], subsequently forming an alliance with [[Toxic Coffee Corporations]] due to Zokh and Coffee's equal power, thus leading to the creation of [[The 51%]] in April of 2021. The [[51%-VALVE War]] led Zokh to receiving his first (and it was truly not the last) [[community ban]] after The 51% committed a terrorist attack on the [[VALVE HQ]] and the destruction of the group in July, thus leading to the creation of [[The 53%]], the current standing group. Furthermore, due to Zokh's habits of exposing and doxxing pedophiles, he betrayed the members of [[Racist Femboys]] and was subsequently kicked from the group by [[Miami]].
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| ===The Wars===
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| The 53% quickly became a superpower rivalling extremely powerful groups such as [[DEUS]], [[Degen Pedophile Ring]] and even threatened [[VALVE]]. In August of 2021, Zokh led The 53% in their conflict with [[Alcohol. Tobacco. Firearms.]] (see: [[50%-A.T.F. Conflict]]) upon being threatened by Thomas Magnum and [[Jaxx]]'s triplet brother, [[Jacks]]. Zokh beforehand also had a personal feud with DEUS after exposing [[Quercus]]] for being a pedophile in June 2021 (NEW EVIDENCE HAS COME FORTH THAT THIS IS NOT TRUE, QUERCUS IS NOT A PEODPHILE, HE ASKS YOUNG BOYS TO DO REALLY STRANGE SHIT FOR '''MEDICAL PURPOSES'''). Zokh also fought on the frontlines during the [[Big Locker Bullies-GAYBANIA War]], thus making him a US Marine veteran.
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| ===Devotion To The CCP===
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| Due to The 53%-[[Lei Feng Industries]] partnership, and to pay a debt to [[Lei Feng]] for bribing the [[Steam Moderation Team]] to let him out of prison, Zokh had sold his soul to the [[Chinese Communist Party]] in order to ensure their bond.
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| ===Infiltration of the Degen Pedophile Ring 1.0===
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| Due to the eons long war against the chuds and the troons, naturally, Zokh was caught in the midst of it all due to his views. He had kidnapped specific affiliates of the Degen Pedophile Ring at the time and extorted information from them about specific people, a primary target was Woomzy due to his infamy and influence within the pedo ring. This of course caused Zokh to gain many enemies, a notable one being [[Karma]].
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| ==2022==
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| ===Exposing The Degen Pedophile Ring 1.0===
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| [[File:ZOKHGRAVE1.jpg|thumb|Zokh's "grave"]]
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| In late January of 2022, after Woomzy had a confrontation with Zokh, he figured it was time to expose Woomzy's crimes to the world with the help of two other pedophiles (Mars and Miami) that trusted Zokh with their life despite the fact that he planned to expose them right after. Zokh created a group in relation to this which gained up to 100+ members in an hour which inevitably resulted in the permanent banning of Zokh's main account.
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| ===Staged Assassination===
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| Zokh was originally believed to have been assassinated by [[Karma]] on January 27th, 2022 after publicly stating he had a plot to kill every joo, although Zokh faked his death and hid in the Ural Mountains where several [[Zokh Clones]] took his place. His funeral was held at a dumpster at the [[Townsville Hungry Jacks]] in [[Walmart Island]].
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| A group was made in commemoration of Zokh and his contributions to the city, although the group had been banned by tranny jannies in the heat of the [[Great Gaby Purge]].
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| [[File:Rigged1.png|thumb|353x353px|The fags won, they defeated zog]]
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| ===Discord City Arc===
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| Zokh and the truly devoted portion of the [[Steam City Gangster Niggers]] traversed the lands of [[Discord City]] during 2022 as Steam City was falling victim to the aftermath of the [[Great Purge Of Steam City]], he associated with reputable crime syndicates such as [[Childpornia]] (not to be confused with the pacific continent [[Dchildpornia]]), [[Normalcy]] and [[HANG FAGGOTS OFF TREES]]]. Many e-whores were slaughtered during this time.
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| ==2023==
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| ===[[Irrelevant Larper Purge Of 2023]]===
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| Upon Zokh's return to Steam City in very late 2022, during the final stages of the [[Bottomfeeder Apocalypse]], the world went silent as Zokh and his zealous gang returned to save the city (make it worse for everyone else in order to benefit themselves.) Zokh and the SCGN defused the war between [[Spamton]], Mars and the [[Myst3ry Gang]], siding with absolutely nobody. Zokh was initially believed to be a threat so Mars attempted to expose Zokh for telling a [[Nekomimi|30 year old AGP]] believed to be a 13 year old AGP, to cut himself, although Zokh quickly humbled Mars and those attempting to use this against him in the midst by not giving a shit.
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| ===Mass Recruiting===
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| After the end of the ILP, Zokh was responsible for recruiting hundreds of newfags (the polite term is youngbloods) onto the side of the SCGN (he also formed an alliance with [[DEUS]] after establishing common ground) which instigated a war between the [[Degen Pedophile Ring]] and the SCGN, the SCGN won automatically however as the cartographers got mogged beyond belief, and most of these individuals were too cowardice to voice call or talk to SCGN officials in personal DM's. Zokh received short term backlash as a result of recruiting these individuals, specifically from [[Greasy Gus]] and [[Sal]], although [[Toxic Coffee]] and others agreed that the right move was to recruit more autists, schizo's and incels.
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| == 2024 ==
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| After the [[2024 Steam City Nuclear Bombing]], Zokh left the city and moved to [[Bhutan]]. He lives out the rest of his days meditating at a monastery he built himself at the peak of the Gangkhar Puensum Mountain, leaving all the sad pathetic [[larpers]] that all despised him to make desperate attempts at taking a destroyed city.
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