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== The Gospel Of The Turkevarine == [[File:Spamtonnotimportant.mp4]] ''"My name is not important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here!"'' - El Spamton Demir. Spamton, or his real name, Atakan Tezcan, was born in the estranged village of Istanbul, Turkey on 11/11/2002 to a rather deranged kurdish-arab family. His childhood is best described as the average kurdish muslim's childhood, he was raped by his father, which then made him rape his own sister and brother as a trauma response but he mostly did it because he's a sexually frustrated brown sandnigger. As a response to being abused for all of his childhood, he ended up beating the shit out of his entire family on multiple occasions and they basically just put up with his tard rage at this point, given that he still lives with them and definitely beats them up every now and then. Atakan apparently never finished school, and has never had any sort of employment in his life, although that's above his power level, it would be foolish to think that this man would seek such peasantry. His mother, Bilge Tezcan, is described by turkish Steam City allies known in Spamton's lore as the 'Tax Collectors' as a psycho bitch, based on their one on one talks with her. [[File:20250324 225905.jpg|thumb|The urge did rape him...]] === The Turkevarine Prophecy === [[File:Kurdish1.png|thumb|A photo of Mert, Spamton's Kurdish best friend.]] [[File:Only 7.png|thumb|The 7 Kurds on Spamton's facebook friend list that were saved as part of the Turkevarine prophecy.]] During his adolescence, he fulfilled a great prophecy that dubbed him as 'The Turkevarine.' He became known as the peacebringer of the Turkish and Kurdish people all across the Turkish lands. Around 2014-2015 at school, he befriended a Kurd named Mert Furkan, who was known for being oppressed by the local jewish children and being a victim of sexual harassment by the rabbi's outside the Istanbul bank and some of the teachers at school. 7 Kurdish children were involved in this act of oppression, so Saint Turkevarine sacrificed himself to save the Kurdish children from being raped, by allowing the jews, teachers, and apparently Harambe, to rape him instead. [[File:Raped2.png|none|thumb|They did raping of me... I did doing this to protect of the Kurds...]] Atakan, in his schizophrenic rants, has described his school as a "rape house" run by a rape cult. He claimed that everyone raped each other, although he was an outlier who didn't rape anyone and that's very believable. It's been told that he's had multiple urges to rape everything around him, although he can't because he claims his penis is "rotting." [[File:Spamtonraped2.png|thumb|I was are raped.]] Him and his family eventually ended up moving to Mut (Mutt), Icel (Incel), Turkey, leaving that decrepit city of Istanbul behind to rot.... purchasing their humble abode at 22 Mithatpaşa Cd. Aydın, Turkiye from a German couple. He later travelled to the internet and lived online for the rest of his days, to fulfill a further prophecy of proving himself to be the reincarnation of the pedophile muslim prophet Muhammad.
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