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[[File:Spamton2.png|thumb|Spamton in real lyf.]] [[File:Spamtonmw.jpg|thumb|277x277px|Spamton in real lyf 2]] '''Spamton''' (also known as Demir, Spamturd, Spamtits, Atakhan Bringer of Ruin, pedophile, roach, retarded fat gay nigger pedophile child predator no pussy in a while, turkevarine, etc.) is by far one of the most [[buckbreaking|buckbroken]] faggots in the entire [[Steam City]] lore, rivalling the likes of [[Putt]] and various other buckbroken deities. Spamton is known for being a terminally online, sadistic, masochistic, mentally retarded, zoophile, barely literate (in both english and his own language) kurdish (honorary turkish) pedophile with a foot fetish who exists as a barely sentient lolcow for whoever wants to use him. Demir has openly admitted that [[steam]] is his entire life, and his will to live is pretty much determined by how much attention he thinks he's getting from people on there. Due to his Bipolar and other mental disorders, he's gone through various character development arcs and it's been dubbed by Steam City scholars as the "Greatest Buckbreaking in History." The man is genuinely one of the most insane retards in the lore and is a valid argument as to why brown people should not immigrate to white countries at all. [[File:Spamturd.mp4]] Despite Spamton being what he is, his story is rather powerful, a tale of triumps, betrayal, cold bitter hatred, and vengeance. Spamton is a born and bred warrior, who will defeat any TOUGH GUY who dares to cross his path. https://vocaroo.com/1ogG3NGIEOVs == Hobbies == [[File:Spamtonsmurderstreak.png|thumb|One of Spamton's many productive hobbies.]] *Scaring children by sending them porn and gore and labelling it as 'grooming' *Watching child porn with his speakers at max volume in public *Beating up family *Torturing animals and bugs for fun *Whining online *Getting raped *The Urge... *Watching happy tree friends *Collecting furry porn and mixing it up with his steam city archives == Spiritual Beliefs == Since Spamton is mentally unwell, he believes in really retarded belief systems like tiktok egg theory. Spamton believes he is in fact a god who possesses magical powers in his brain. He believes he can cast spells in his head and kill people. He is dangerous as fuck my nigga. He used to be a devout muslim though, now he just worships the devil because he hates himself. Powerful. As. Fuck. My Nigga. == Fears == Spamton fears nothing, except for trannies. [[File:Demirscaredoftrannies.png|thumb|Creepy.... that are creepy...|none|301x301px]] == Spamton, King Of Retards == [[File:Spamtonkingofretards.mp4]] == The Gospel Of The Turkevarine == [[File:Spamtonnotimportant.mp4]] ''"My name is not important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here!"'' - El Spamton Demir. Spamton, or his real name, Atakan Tezcan, was born in the estranged village of Istanbul, Turkey on 11/11/2002 to a rather deranged kurdish-arab family. His childhood is best described as the average kurdish muslim's childhood, he was raped by his father, which then made him rape his own sister and brother as a trauma response but he mostly did it because he's a sexually frustrated brown sandnigger. As a response to being abused for all of his childhood, he ended up beating the shit out of his entire family on multiple occasions and they basically just put up with his tard rage at this point, given that he still lives with them and definitely beats them up every now and then. Atakan apparently never finished school, and has never had any sort of employment in his life, although that's above his power level, it would be foolish to think that this man would seek such peasantry. His mother, Bilge Tezcan, is described by turkish Steam City allies known in Spamton's lore as the 'Tax Collectors' as a psycho bitch, based on their one on one talks with her. [[File:20250324 225905.jpg|thumb|The urge did rape him...]] === The Turkevarine Prophecy === [[File:Kurdish1.png|thumb|A photo of Mert, Spamton's Kurdish best friend.]] [[File:Only 7.png|thumb|The 7 Kurds on Spamton's facebook friend list that were saved as part of the Turkevarine prophecy.]] During his adolescence, he fulfilled a great prophecy that dubbed him as 'The Turkevarine.' He became known as the peacebringer of the Turkish and Kurdish people all across the Turkish lands. Around 2014-2015 at school, he befriended a Kurd named Mert Furkan, who was known for being oppressed by the local jewish children and being a victim of sexual harassment by the rabbi's outside the Istanbul bank and some of the teachers at school. 7 Kurdish children were involved in this act of oppression, so Saint Turkevarine sacrificed himself to save the Kurdish children from being raped, by allowing the jews, teachers, and apparently Harambe, to rape him instead. [[File:Raped2.png|none|thumb|They did raping of me... I did doing this to protect of the Kurds...]] Atakan, in his schizophrenic rants, has described his school as a "rape house" run by a rape cult. He claimed that everyone raped each other, although he was an outlier who didn't rape anyone and that's very believable. It's been told that he's had multiple urges to rape everything around him, although he can't because he claims his penis is "rotting." [[File:Spamtonraped2.png|thumb|I was are raped.]] Him and his family eventually ended up moving to Mut (Mutt), Icel (Incel), Turkey, leaving that decrepit city of Istanbul behind to rot.... purchasing their humble abode at 22 Mithatpaşa Cd. Aydın, Turkiye from a German couple. He later travelled to the internet and lived online for the rest of his days, to fulfill a further prophecy of proving himself to be the reincarnation of the pedophile muslim prophet Muhammad. == The Urge... == [[File:Theurge.png|none|thumb|The Urge...]] [[File:Nope-gorilla.gif|thumb|UH NO I GOTTA PEE REALLY BAD I GOT AN URGE TO PEE.... THE URGE......]] == UH OH I GOTTA PEE REALLY BAAAADDDD I GOTTA PEEEEE REAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD == == Internet Career == === The Humble Beginnings === [[File:Antifrry2.png|none|thumb|The Anti Furfag Coalition, where Spamton spent his youth jihading furfags.]] Spamton's first interactions with the online sphere was jihading furries and faggots in general on social media for 9 years according to him, due to being a devout muslim. This ultimately led him to becoming involved with the Steam community, discovering Steam City in November of 2021 through [[Jim Bob Wee]], subsequently meeting [[Zokh]] afterwards and [[The 50 Percent]] under the alias "El Demir." Spamton became infatuated with Steam City in general, after seeing how epic and cool it was. He participated in a war perpertrated by the [[Chechen Mafia]] after co-founding the group with one of Zokh's many [[Larping|larps]], where he larped as a chechen warlord for a week. He also used to frequent a group known as the [[Anti Furry Coalition]] where he would just spend his day harassing furfags including an e-crusade known as the [[Great Furfag E-Crusade Of 2022]]. When the [[Great Purge Of Steam City]] began after the permanent banning of Zokh's main account in early 2022, Spamton was entirely unaware of the Steam City upper echelon's year long migration to the lands of [[Discord|Trannycord]], which led him to joining up with the [[Steam Pedo Ring]] that influenced him in his descent into eternal faggothood. === The Descent Into Faggothood === [[File:Spamtonsoldspeechpatterns.png|thumb|Spamtons ancient speech patterns|none]] As he fucked his brain up by hanging around faggots, and just being a low iq brown sandnigger with a screen in front of him, he gained a fair amount of attention from the furfags and pedophiles of Steam, building a legion of followers, which is when he became known as "Spamton." His speech patterns during this time degraded into forever talking like the character by using hyperlinks eg. "<nowiki>[[NIGGER]]</nowiki>" when talking. His ability to speak english coherently also took its toll, possibly due to the excessive gooning he was taking part in. He came out as a furry, and then everyone with a normal mental state hanging around him disregarded him and left him to rot. His reasonings for becoming a furry was because he felt bad about bullying furfags, and becoming a pedophile faggot was his natural response to this. Given that Spamton was seen as a complete fucking retard by every pedo around on Steam, he was assigned as a designated scapegoat to be thrown under the bus in case anyone else connected to him was at risk of being exposed. === The War With Mars === [[File:Battleofparceiros.png|thumb|Spamton and Mars, before their great battle outside of Ahn's house in Parceiros, Portugal.]] In July of 2022, the reputable Steam City clay golem, [[Mars]], gained a word of mouth that spamturd was sexually grooming a "14 year old" tranny (later revealed to be a 30 year old ageplayer from Finland) known as [[Mila]]. This made Mars plant the seeds that would result in Spamton's complete downfall and the complete buckbreaking of his psyche. Mars exposed Spamturd to everyone under the sun, although Spamton's loyal followers at the time refused to believe that he would do such a thing, this act however caused Spamturd to declare war on Mars, ordering everyone to raid Mars'steam profile. Remnants of this war are lost, because Mars purged his comments and nobody decided to document the flame war, although it was described as brutal, a legion of furfags fighting one dude. === Moore Shit === According to Mars (extremely reliable source of information), Spamton asked 3 - 4 kids in a voice call for nude pics and apparently they recorded him doing this. There's actually zero proof of any of this happening but it's probably true. He also attempted to molest [[Buggi Beano]] upon being psyoped into believing he was a 14 year old femboy who hadn't hit puberty. Spamton uploaded an artwork of Buggi saying that he craves mommy milkers, doing this out of sexual tendencies. === The War With The Myst3ry Gang === [[File:4862997.789999997 average steam community moment spamton exposed by ain (2).png|none|thumb|Spamton confessing his love to a 15 year old bulgarian.]] Around late 2022, Spamturd was exposed by [[Ain]], at the time 15 years old, after she pedo baited him into trying to sexually groom her. Spamton became deeply infatuated with Ain as a result of this, even though Ain barely gave half a shit about him at all and merely tries to use him whenever she's interested. Due to Ain's niche status to a fair sized group of teenagers, they all dilligently exposed the man of pedophilia and many found out about this, including niche youtube furfags who made videos that featured him within them. During this time as well, several instances were unfolding where a bunch of Steam pedos were getting exposed for all sorts of shit. Spamturd was amongst the exposed, although many of the Steam pedos used him as a scapegoat to mask what they themselves were doing by centering it all onto him, throwing him under the bus as his given role was. This is why Spamton became known to fuck tons of people on Steam. Many groups were out to expose the fuck out him, 90% of which were just closeted pedophiles. [[File:Steam's Most Disgusting Group....mp4]] (first video Spamton was exposed in, now deleted from Jewtube, notice how he's barely even in the video at all?) Around December of 2022, the venerable [[Chess Club]] made their grand debut return to Steam after their adventures in the lands of [[Discord|Trannycord]] which enacted a massive year long war known as the [[Irrelevant Larper Purge Of 2023]]. When Zokh and his venerable elite troll group returned, Spamton immediately tried to suck up to him and [[Toxic Coffee]] which then left the [[Myst3ry Gang]] with the impression that Spamturd was part of their group, which couldn't be further from the truth. The leaders of Steam City became friendly with Spamton for a short time merely to scrounge for information about what the fuck was even going on at the time. After Spamturd was milked dry of his knowledge, he was then discarded and left to the redditfags (known at the time as [[bottomfeeders]]) to deal with him. When the Myst3ry Gang attacked him further, Spamturd's legion of furfag followers began to disintigrate as he ended up pubicly admitting in several spergouts that he tried to groom several minors and did the classic "I might be a pedophile, but at least I'm not RUDE!" in a shit attempt at trying to gain empathy amongst people. Before doing this though, he did this thing where he would defend himself with multiple alt accounts, a notable one being "cat" where he managed to actually convince people that it wasn't him. He admitted to several Steam City members that the "cat" alt did belong to him, and he was thus exposed yet again. Many people trolled the fuck out of Spamton from here on out, by doing various things that pissed him off such as impersonating him on alt accounts which would warrant him to threat legal action. By March of 2023, Spamton entered his spergout phase, which is when his mental health started to deteriorate. There was also one notable week where his ability to speak english was exceedingly fluent, until going back to his sperg sandniggerspeak. === Spamton's Foot Fetish === [[File:Spamtonsfootfetish1.png|thumb|317x317px|This are getting good..]] This man's foot fetish is genuinely out of control. 25% of his brain is thinking about feet, and he doesn't shy away from telling that to the world. [[File:Spamtonquote1.png|none|thumb|539x539px|Poetry]] === Infatuation with Ain === [[File:Aincumshrine1.png|thumb|Spamton's cum shrine profile of Ain.]] [[File:Wow ain.png|thumb|326x326px|Sup, nigger.]] Spamton is really in love with this weird autistic bitch. Spamton doesn't understand the concept of lovebombing or getting played so he thinks every time Ain said that she loves him, she must've meant it. It hasn't dawned on him at all that she seems to avoid the spamturd like the plague. Spamton has expressed his love in very normal ways when it comes to Ain, he's made a lovely shrine on his roof or wall or whatever the fuck it is, where he cut himself and smeared blood on it although he claims it's ice cream. In early 2023 he also made a cum shrine Steam alt account for her. What a gentleman. [[File:Spamtonain1.png|none|thumb|Spampoop's ain shrine]] === SPAMTURDS CAT TAKES REVENGE === [[File:SPAMTONSCATTAKESREVENGE.mp4]] YEAH YEAHHH GET THAT BITCH FUCKING MAUL THAT BITCH ROAAARRRR RRRORAAARRRR === Spamton's Apology === <youtube>https://youtu.be/05a8MnoRuS0</youtube> [[File:Mut-castle-mersin-turkey-CB75TG.jpg|thumb|Spamton's Apology, on top of the castle of Mutt.]] In a video so ancient it was filmed when Zokh still sounded like a 14 year old, a call where [[The Tribunal]] forced Spamton to apologise to the people of Mutt Incel Turkey. He did in fact apologise, but 90% of the video was just Zokh and [[Toxic Coffee]] bullying him. === The Metal Pipe Incident === Did you know that Spamton actually fucking died? Yeah no joke, he's fucking dead cunt, 6 feet under. Apparently after sperging out for a year the Turkish mafia paid him a visit and bashed his head in with a metal pipe, which killed him. Spamton unironically believes he's dead and everyone else around him is also dead, which is true because Spamton said it. What actually happened though is Spamton just got hit in the head by a metal pipe that fell from a building and he bled out like a fucking weakling soy boy. === I ARE PROUD TO BEING WHITE === [[File:WhiteHello1.mp4]] === [[Role Model 97]] === [[File:Spamtonrolemodel.png|thumb|Spamton explaining the lore of role model, the arch gore poster of [[Steam City]]]] Role Model 97 is Spamton's lore he made about himself, where he refers to a person that's obviously his alt named "Role-Model-97." The lore is that this is a scary herobrine-esque troll that spams his victims [[Steam]] dm's with gore. The reason he apparently has "97" in his name represents how many people he's trolled. === The Quest to find what 1 means === Hahahahaha look at this fucking RETARD he doesn't even know what 1 means, what a fucking SPASTICATED CUNT. This refers to when Spamton commented "what 1 mean?" on [[Toxic Coffee]]'s steam profile in 2023. The comment has been lost, although this marked a pivotal point in his life. Spamturd believes the number 1 holds some kind of cryptic meaning that everyone but himself knows about. He's the only nigga who doesn't know what 1 means. I feel bad for him. ===Kuwaiti 11 Year Old Boy Ageplay Larp=== <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC8DewK91QM</youtube> Tranny faggot exposes Spamton's conspired Kuwaiti ageplay larp. [[File:Spamtonnawaf1.png|thumb|For those unable to comprehend the ghetto babble featured in this screenshot, It's Nawaf having a tantrum about being outed as Spamturds newest account. Although this is still very much a conspiracy.]] This is more of a conspiracy than an actual confirmed fact as the level of [[larping]] abilities capable of successfully pulling this off is something that Spamturd is evidently unable to possess. Nevertheless, some furfag named "Nawaf" was some retarded pedophile from Kuwait that was exposed for being a pedo in January of [[2024]]. [[Mars]], [[STOPTHIS]] and Zokh had theorized that this faggot is actually Spamton, as [[Smol]] came to the board stating that this tard was running a server full of kids that were slowly being groomed into becoming furfags, this was conveniently occurring after Spamturd went dark. Notably, this retard talks eerily similar to Spamton and seemingly enjoys the same things he likes (particularly regarding the furfag fandom, rather than grooming kids) as well as having a server full of halal islamic shit. Nawaf was exposed on a youtube video, and coincidentally after "Nawaf" got exposed, Spamton came back to steam and Nawaf was unheard of. Notably as well, [[Ain]] went mental after an SCGN agent epicly psyoped the Myst3ry Gang. [[File:412412512.png|none|thumb|WAOW]] ===Evil Fucking Spamton=== [[File:Captur32151251e.png|none|thumb|EVIL. FUCKING. SPAMTON.]] [[File:Evilspamton.png|thumb|EVIL FUCKING SPAMTON|229x229px]] Here is Evil Fucking Spamton, he is an ultimate form Spamton that no longer gives a FUCK. This version of Spamton comes around during Spamturd's Bipolar intervals where he embraces his pedophilia instead of trying to deny the insane amount of evidence against him. He is an absolute fucking BEAST. <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DAJ6chE81o</youtube> ===Powerful Schizo Arc=== Around late May - early June 2024, Spamton began a powerful schizo arc in which for about a few weeks at most, he was deemed the hero of the entire [[lore]]. Spamton essentially woke up one day and had an epiphany, and began to embrace his [[schizophrenia]] to a never before seen extent. This is believed to have been attributed to how [[Toxic Coffee]] sent a link to larp.city's [[Team Fortress 2]] page on some random server in [[Discord City]] that Spamturd was hiding himself in, a server in which the [[SCGN]] had invaded around early May of 2024 after finding out about Spamturds whereabouts and how he confessed his insatiable obsession to [[The Tribunal]], only for him to be #groomed raped and trolled in the process. The only conclusion as to why he began a schizo arc upon being revealed the larp city scrolls is because our scrolls are basically like the elder scrolls, if one sees them, they go fucking permanently blind, although in Spamtits case, he became permanently [[buckbroken]]. ====Demir's Amazing Digital Circus==== During his arc, he would rant on [[Ahn|Mr. Portugal]]'s discord server for in actuality 70% of his day. During his time in Mr. Portgual's server, an allied group of the SCGN began fucking with him known as the "Tax Collectors", who were noble turkish men that seeked to dox Spamton and go to his house in order to force him to pay his taxes. He would incessantly rant in the server until the SCGN decided that he should actually be ranting like a lunatic on a server that would later be created by Demir around early June known as "Demir's Amazing Digital Circus." The name is in reference to a boring faggy show that [[transgenders|trannies]] love to watch known as the amazing digital trooncus, significant to Spamton because he identified himself with a character from the show known as "Pomni" which is basically just a transgender clown who pretends to be a schizo. As a result of the server's creation, he immediately gave admin to zokh, then he ordered Demir to invite his entire Steam friend list, and only about 15 people at most showed up to the party. Nevertheless, Spamton gained the ego boost of his life and then subsequently began to threaten the SCGN, though offered them mercy by telling them to join Mr. Portugal's "cult" (circlejerk of larpers.) they humbly declined the offer, which sent Mr. Portugal into a fit of rage, causing him to ban about 70% of his entire dead server because he thought they were affiliated with the SCGN. During this servers lifespan, the Western Australian branch of the SCGN joined and began to spam all the porn they can, then Greasy Gus banned them out of shits and giggles. [[File:421rsafsa.png|thumb|Spamton's ex-wife in question.]] Spamton also went on a date with this whore from [[Ohio]] named "Bon bon", he declared her as his wife although he was swiftly met with a homosexual with a mullet claiming to be her husband. Spamton had fought the fag in a brutal battle, but lost. Spamton also apologized for being a homosexual faggot. Bon bon was also later harassed by a few of the upper echelons of the SCGN in the most important conversation in human history. Later on, Spamton was entirely doxxed, including his real name, facebook, home address, father's name, sister's name, etc. He also came to the conclusion that every person involved within Steam City drama is a woman pretending to be a male or a tranny, then concluded that he must be a woman as well. He revealed his grand archive consisting of videos, screenshots, furry porn, etc. in a voice call about all of his findings regarding Steam City, including folder names of every single person involved, dox info, pedo proof, screenshots of fucking community bans, and much moore. You name it, demir has it saved. <gallery mode="nolines"> File:Spamtonputtputtdox.png|Putt Putt Dox (powerful as fuck) File:Fsafas.png|Folders containing the names of everyone he's ever come across. File:Dffasfsafansfasnj.png|Archives of every Steam City denizen's community ban. File:Dsajdasgnsd.png|Spamton's desktop </gallery> (A glimpse of Spamton's grand steam city archives.) [[File:Spamtonserverrekt1.png|thumb|Glimpse of the humble gnome garden.]] Greasy Gus on June 12th then decided to nuke the entire server for no reason, banning everyone that had joined except for those with admin, which made Spamton have another meltdown. It then became the Sacred Gnome Garden on June 13th. While this was all happening, multiple branches of the SCGN and even [[DEUS]] decided to fuck with Spamton. [https://steamcommunity.com/id/BowlingMaster Pingüino General] spoke with Spamton's father in a voice call, Toxic Coffee did the same on the sacred gnome server later on except it was quickly learned that he doesn't speak english. As a result of being doxxed, Spamturd claimed to have reported multiple SCGN affiliates to the police, fearing that they would send someone to his house. [[File:Spamtonbrothersister.mp4]] Spamton admitting he raped his brother and sister. [[File:Demircrying.mp4]] Footage of Spamton crying. ===Spamton's rant about height=== [[File:Spamtonheight.png|thumb|Spamton ranting about height.]] Spamton is apparently obsessed with people's height and feels weak as a man when he sees someone taller than him. He believes the reason [[The Tribunal]] exists is solely due to the fact that [[Greasy Gus]], [[Zokh]], and [[Toxic Coffee]] are above 6" in height. On May 18th, 2024, Spamton had a rant about Gus' height in particular for hours on end, even talking about him in both English and Turkish. He even challenged Gus to a fight. [[File:Spamton254.jpg|none|thumb|465x465px|A photo of [[Dale Rey]] that <nowiki> Spamturd sent as a threat towards Gus. YOU WILL [[FIGHTING ME]], [[BITCH]]!</nowiki>]][[File:Spamtonheight2.png|thumb|Spamton challenging [[Greasy Gus]] to a fight.|none]] === Selling Soul To Fat Randal=== After Spamton was told that the Prophet Muhammad is a disgusting pedophile and his entire belief in Islam is actually Satan worship, he quickly converted to Fatism and attributed his beliefs to the Fatrarchy, as evident with his desktop background and his profile on [[Discord|niggercord]] once, featuring [[Fat Randal]] and Toxic Coffee's important quote about the [[Evil World We Live In|evil world we live in]]. [[File:Demirfatrandal.png|none|thumb|Spamton's profile on niggercord after his conversion to Fatism.]] ===War With A Black Israeli=== [[File:Kasdynigger2.png|thumb|Heated flame war, taking place on the streets of Steam City.]] Around late June of 2024, "Spamton" declared war on his former partner in crime, [[Kasdy]] after his artwork exposing him of pedophilia was banned. This war was totally not orchestrated by the SCGN, though it notably jeopardised their relationship till the end of time. [[File:SVLXFoX d.webp|none|thumb|539x539px|Do not email xer university about how he has child porn saved on his hard drive.]] === Infatuation with Toxic Coffee === [[File:Screenshot 20250312 161910 Discord.jpg|none|thumb|Spamturd confesses his love to Toxic Cofftronium]] Not only is he in love with Ain, he's also in love with Toxic Coughtree. He stated in a vc that he painted his nails pink for Coffee, he also asked him out. === My Rotting Penis === [[File:20241221 082637.jpg|thumb|My penis... it rots...]] This would likely be the name Spamton's death metal band if he ever forms one. Named after his disgusting rotting penis... it are rots... [[File:Demirpenis3399.jpg|none|thumb|195x195px|Spamton's rotting penis also @eddmnd thanks to your fucking archives of this wiki I now have a folder containing 20+ pictures of this cunts rotting penis in all different sizes, thanks for that.]] === The War Of The Rotting Penis === [[File:Spamtonsreactiontoachild.png|thumb|249x249px|Spamton's reaction to a 9 year old child]] [[File:SpamtonWW3.gif|none|thumb|Spamton during the war. ]] [[File:Spamtonprotectingain.mp4]] [[The War Of The Rotting Penis]] was the only semi-interesting thing to happen on steam in 2025, it was a war between two pedophile factions, both of which were orchestrated on both sides by Zokh in order to save a 9 year old child from seeing Spamton's dick pics and being sexually harassed by Ain. Spamton was a proud war bear of battle in this war, as he personally exposed Ain of pedophilia to the world as revenge by the command of the religious order of Dale Rey. All the evidence of Ain being a pedophile was given to Zokh and the Dale Rey cult by a secret order of teenage girls who spent 400 millennia's trying to out Ain as a pedophile (they were actually responsible for exposing Ain, but Spamton's taking the spotlight here alright kid?) This was utilized to make a mega image that Spamturd uploaded to steam. Though, while it got banned in like 2 minutes, everyone saw it, and there was no turning back for Ain. Spamton fought on the front lines in fierce battles, under the command of Zokh, although he gave Spamturd the role of the super ultra general of the turkroach pedo army, allowing him to lead his men in the great steam comment battles. [[File:Remix-a9134985-66eb-4a08-a977-72c43d36ff6b.png|thumb|What a babe.]] [[File:Warofrottingspamton.png|none|thumb|Evil fucking Spamton Mustafa Atakhan during the war of the rotting penis.]] [[File:Spamtonniggerniggernigger.png|none|thumb|Another glorious spamton moment]] During the war though, when he wasn't fighting for Steam City, he was trying to groom who he thought was a 14 year old lesbian on discord by telling her to cut herself. The girl was in fact 19 but told him she was 14 in a great pedo bait, earning him a fell for it again award. === I need black oily men in my life === [[File:Spamtonblackoilymen.png|none|thumb|I need black oily men in my life.]] === Buckbroken some moore === [[File:Spamtonbuckbroken1.png|none|thumb|Spamton when he's broken]] === Spamturd: Babe Collector === [[File:Spamtonsbabes.png|none|thumb|Spamton's babes. GIVE ME ONE NIGGER.]] Look at his babes, this greedy fuck is stealing all the BABES! UGH!FUCK YUO BITCH NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER. After Spamturd's service in war, Zokh helped him amass a harem of wifey poos to have sex with him on demand and nothing more. Zokh went out and found a few babes, these are the notable ones: ==== HaileyEpic3 ==== [[File:Haileyepic3.png|none|thumb|HaileyEpic3, concubine.]] [[File:Spamtonhaileyepic3convo.png|thumb|Haileyepic3 and Spamton's riveting conversation]] HaileyEpic3 is some really queer youtuber who Zokh acquired in order to force her to marry Spamturd. His entire interaction with her was three words, because this was during a schizo outburst of his where he could barely talk to anyone. They obviously got married. ==== Gr1m ==== [[File:Sergeantmajormongolwarlordgrim.png|thumb|Gr1m, nother concubine.]] Gr1m is a ghanian negress, honorary mongolian concubine, who Zokh had in his possession for a while until getting fucking sick of her shit. She wouldn't stop fucking trying to flirt with him so he told her to shut her mouth and shoved her in a call with Spamton to have e-sex with him. She was too scared to talk to him on mic, here's how it went: [[File:Spamtonesex.mp4]] ==== May Chen ==== [[File:Spamtonflirtingwithathaiwoman (1).mp4]] May Chen is a thai chink hapa invading Australia by just being there who Spamton decided to flirt with in vc. Safe to say she married him. === How to groom people: the Spamton way === As we all can clearly tell, Spamton is a master groomer, he has a lot of confidence that he can groom people, and it's rightfully earned. Many videos have been filmed of him using his elite grooming tactics on women and trannies and even children. All of his victims obviously swoon for him because he's just that good at what he does. Spamton is in fact a humble fella, so he's allowed us mere mortals to learn his methods so we can all sexually groom people the way he does. * Step 1: Scare them (this will ensure that you are dominant) * Step 2: Say barely audible things at them (this will make them attracted to you because you're mysterious or something) * Step 3: Be white, like Spamton is (women don't like brown people soz) * Step 4: Send gore and rape porn to them (this will um yeah IT JUST IS OKAY?) * Step 5: Beat them are up Congratulations, you've now fucking graduated from Spamton grooming university. Now go forth brave traveller, groom all the retards you can find, but never forget where you came from. === Spamton's Course on Grooming Women === <youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BL8jSXDDe8</youtube> === Moore Child Perving === In early 2025 Spamturd went insane in yet another schizo rampage and decided to spam gore in a 13 year old asian kid's messages on steam and said he was gonna lick his privates with his sister. Truly an evil fucking spamton moment. === The Ain Obsession Arc === [[File:Spamtonainless4.png|thumb|287x287px|Why ain's why you are... urge...]] Early 2025 began Spamton's larp intervals where his bipolar determines his Steam larps under various alt accounts until he gets his account banned. Once his account gets banned, he hibernates for about a week or a few days, then comes back on a new alt to larp under a new personality, this can range from evil spamton to schizo spamton to victim spamton. He decided to open this up with an alt where he'd spend his day obsessing over Ain. Spamming on his steam comments for 90% of his day. It is assumed this larp contained a mix of his victim personality and his schizo personality. === The Indian Girlfriend Larp Fest === [[File:Spamturdhavingesexwithhisaltaccount.mp4]] (Spamton having e-sex with his indian egirlfriend who totally isn't just him on an alt) In May of 2025, Spamton, under the alias "Angel Dust" this time, went for another round of trying to regain steam relevancy. This time he decided to make an alt account using his sisters name (until its name changed to Niko Cat) and basically spent his day sexting it while commenting "[[1]]" on steam, in reference to some powerful fucking lore. It's not actually confirmed that the account is his alt though, because the alt is actually funny, and Spamton is never intentionally funny so SOMETHING is fishy here everypony. He also went around commenting random schizo shit on every single Steam City related group saying shit like "It are over..." It's assumed he thought his larp was powerful enough to rock the entire steam platform and he'd achieve CHIM. Subsequently, the power of his own ego collapsed under its own weight as it didn't take very long for his account to get banned which made him go into hibernation yet again. === The 50th Redemption Arc Attempt === [[File:1spamtoncult2.png|thumb|The 1 Cult. Cordis Die.]] [[File:Spamtonsorry1.png|thumb|Spamton's "apology"]] In June of 2025 after """"[[HitDude47]]"""" made an [https://steamcommunity.com/id/MutTurkey alt account impersonating Spamton], performing multiple psyops and just shitposting in general, he formed the great 1 cult in Spamton's honour, aka. Cordis Die. This predicted a prophecy that unknowingly occurred barely even a month later where Spamturd became absolutely fucked up and truly evil beyond anything seen before. [[File:Spamtonsmummyprotectinghisbabyboy.png|thumb|Spamton's mummy protecting his baby boy from mean steam comments.]] Spamturd decided to return from his post-larp hibernation, chucked a fit of rage demanding legal action to be taken against the impersonator account. Obviously nothing happened, although Spamton had an interesting change in personality during this time. He had a comment war with one of his notable nemesis' the head tax collector (going by the alias 'Billy Butcher' at the time) https://steamcommunity.com/id/BowlingMaster who is notable in Spamturds lore for making his family fight each other over fucking Steam VC's. During this comment war, instead of being a retard like his usual self, he argued using facts and logic, which came as a huge fucking shock. It's suspected that he stopped gooning for a few days in order to gain this power. The battle was truly fierce though, so fierce in fact that he had to get his fucking mummy to step in and write a paragraph on Billy's profile. [[File:ISTHEREAPROBLEM.png|thumb|IS THERE A PROBLEM, NIGGER?]] After the comment war, he then threatened several Steam City members to take down the account. He was told to make an apology for perving on kids (50th apology btw) and the account would be taken down. The account wasn't taken down, and his apology fucking sucked. He then went on to spam comments "apologising" by basically saying people sent him child porn and he saved it but didn't like it at all. === The Evil Evil Spamturd Arc === [[File:Spamtonrapingkids.png|thumb|I will breaking their anus...]] July of 2025, Spamturd began his super evil arc where he just stopped giving a single fuck about anything. He became [[Not Important]]. It's time for him to kill, and it's time for him to die, his genocide crusade begins... here... He performed an ultimate larp move and larped as someone larping as him, by impersonating his impersonator account. His typical activities with this account is ranting about how he wants to rape kids, etc. FYI, not even a month after he tried to tell people he was innocent for the 500nd time. During this arc, he decided to just threaten people he hated and he sent them gore as a menacing threat. Evil. === Spamton Roars like a big gorilla nigga RAOARR ROAAAARRRRRRRR === [[File:Atakan45.mp4]] === The Buckbreaking Of Spamton's Family === The lovely turkish allies of the SCGN, the Tax Collectors, in their pursuit of fucking with Spamton alongside are able to communicate with Spamton's parents since his parents don't know a lick of English (pathetic.) From what we know, Spamton has involved his family in his steam drama's, to a point where every time they enter vc with him Spamton calls the cops. His mum Birol apparently talks about Zokh and Toxic Coffee regularly in these calls, which means Spamturd has given his family an education on Steam City lore. Every time Spamton enters a vc with the Tax Collectors his family starts to fight each other as well. What a well adjusted white kurdish family. One time during a vc, the cops visited his house and Spamton's younger brother told the cops that he was raped by him, which made Spamton punch through his door and smash his windows in a tard rage while the cops had to restrain him. ==Links== *Steam Profile: https://steamcommunity.com/id/spam-ton *Former Main Account: https://steamcommunity.com/id/KebapYeaaaahh *Cat: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199113574959 * Ain cum shrine alt: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198823886204 *Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100007026348442 *EVIL FUCKING SPAMTON: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199502654659 [[Category:Pedophiles]] [[Category:Turks]] [[Category:People]] [[Category:Buckbroken]]
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