Foids
Foid is a term used to describe a demonic breed of woman typically found on the internet, they're essentially the female equivalent of incels (the most undesirable men), or in other words an undesirable woman, a woman you must avoid unless it is for the purpose of trolling the fuck out of them. These women typically spend their time on social media, primarily instagram, snapchat, twitter, pretty much anywhere honestly at this point but the most absolutely foul ones love to use fucking DISCORD.
Foids love social media, typically because they're able to harbour lots of attention that they can't receive in real life, it gives them a sense of validation when they have 400 guys messaging them "Gm my special princess here's the $200 you asked for, just like you wanted! ❤" only for them to reply 16 days later with "thx."
How to spot a Foid[edit | edit source]
It's important to note that not all women on the internet are foids, just the ones who use social media more than anything else. We aren't bigoted incels here at larp.city.
A fair amount of foids typically have an extremely common trait above all else and that's always having their online status set to "Do Not Disturb." The reason they're doing this is because they're actually just disturbing other guys that are probably more important than you, and she doesn't want your bitch ass messaging her, she'll come to you when she wants money for a new pink plastic kitty ear headset.
Another way to spot a foid is if she dry texts like a motherfucker. They do this for two reasons, and it's either you're boring her or she's trying to test you for your persistence. Either way, why would you waste your time? Here's something for you to do instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEeOegmrlXw
Aside from that shit though, spotting a foid is actually very simple, if they have an overly decorative profile on whatever the fuck you found them on, then they're 100% ripe with mental illness. There's also other symptoms too like their physical appearance, always look for metal in they face, if they have a septum then run the fuck away. Another way to know is if they have a huge affinity towards the colour pink or black, examples being their room (which they spend lots of time in) being overtly pink or black or their fashion sense. Plushies are also a seemingly massive indicator of a bitch being a chronically online whore, the reason why is unknown to the scholars of larp.city though. Also If a bitch posts a lot of selfies everywhere then that bitch is a foid.
The video games they play can also be another indicator. Valorant and Roblox seem to be their favourite games, the really mentally ill ones play League Of Legends (see: Princess Aya.)
What to do with Foids[edit | edit source]
Sup, yeah, sup. So basically, I got comprehensive knowledge on this, and a divine blessing from oggahgiggle ford himself. Its true you know. Zokh attracts foids on the daily double, its insane really. He has thousands of foids added on discord who talk to him daily, they flock to him for some reason. Now me? Gus, I'm the opposite. Despite having the same exact personality as Zokh, Zokh used to give me the foids account, I'd add them, and then id say some stupid shit. Never once did I get a response. I am blessed with a power of having foids be utterly repulsed by me, I am a foid bioweapon. One time, Zokh was in a voice call with a foid, he reported that she was constantly talking, very social. As soon as I join, she never said a word, the switchup was instant. I never even said a word when i first joined either. If you want to have a foid hate you, ignore you, say some shit like "LISTEN UP YOU FUCKING CHUMPS! SOUNDCLOUD CITY IS NOW UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT AND YOU ALL WILL FUCKING BOW DOWN TO ME OR FACE ME IN THE RING AT FART O'CLOCK ON CHILDPORNDAY, I AM NOT FUCKING AROUND! IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A ,WWE MATCH, I WILL THROW SHIT IN YOUR FUCKING FACE AND IT WILL BURN! MY TURDS ARE OFTEN NAMED THE TURDS FROM HELL! BECAUSE MY TURDS WILL FUCKING SEND YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL WHERE YOU BELONG! DON'T EVEN BOTHER COMMENTING ON MY PAGE, KID, BECAUSE I WON'T EVEN RESPOND TO YOU NOR COULD I SINCE MY BICEPS ARE SO FUCKING HUGE I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE SCREEN. MAN UP KID, YOU'RE WEAK." Now either this will work because I wrote it and i have the divine power, or it wont work because it isn't me saying it.
Duncan Fooid[edit | edit source]
