🐔 THE CLUCK CLUCK CLAN

so the clucl cluck clan was founded in a montenergroian village in 218BCE where it was intially founded as a cult agaisnt the common practice of cock fighting between virtnamse monks and chinese tibetian warlords at the time who were often using gnomes as dildos to sit on whilst putting chickens to cock fightm, however in a rebllion in 069BCE where 400 black rooster warlords staged an all out cock war agaisnt their overlords they fled ot the outskirts of a brazillain amazonian rainforest town to where to this day they to this day they still start communist guerilla civil wars althrought the entire fucking world. the great poo strip serves as a significant staging point for cluck cluck clan operations in abo terrirorties