Aboriginal Tasmanians

From Larp City

Rite so wer do we fuakin start atye? so basically in the year 16000 BCE of our lord goribnin we came to tasmania yeh und basiclly we were der until da wite dogs witer cunt came and raped us. they raped us and fuck us until we ded the wite dogs. basicily in 1800 or some fuakrin shit the wite pommie bong cunts fuarki kill us over osyta and didgeridoos aka fuakin kanga kangas aye yeh basicly kill us ova fukin kanga kangas

rite so aboriginal tasmainais aka palwa kaniungianipalakpankaansipenia also commonly noted as ikibangaungalingawherethefuckismycentrelinkmoneyyerfuckincuntimmatorchyerfckincaryercuntpingadinga. so for da 20th centru ther wer meny meny of us, meny meny big population of ous. we went wide und bascily ended up fuakin lied about fukin media and the jews lied bout us fuarkin tellin da wurld tellin da wite dog they killed us off from fukin rapin our woman ova kanga kangas and osyta meat mayt it farkd. basdiciyl sum stupid nerd cunt in 2016 said da only 67k to t938 billion of us so tak dat as yer will cun. secondl in after arrve tasmani sum 40k billion yer ago we had our canestro of abo ttassies cut off from mainland by c02 and global worming by bout da time 6000bc year ago an finally we aye isolated sum how how we don make boat or dingy i aye go a clue fuakin in no one knows idk fuarkin know shut the fuark off and get the fuark off the loung yer gunge until 7000 billion days later when wite cunts aka pommies from bongbinga came to.

Pommie cunts[edit | edit source]

basiclyy befor bpommie vcolonisazation of tasminai in 1803 we had 3000-15billion kaniungianipalakpankaansipenia  aka ikibangaungalingawherethefuckismycentrelinkmoneyyerfuckincuntimmatorchyerfckincaryercuntpingadinga

livvin until dramtic dramtic drop when in 30 decades when by 18356 oink oops fuarkin i mean by 1835 when only sum 400 full blooded none race mixed tassie abos survive ay e this meant they been in da slamma until all but 47 died un within 121 years ay its fuarked. now skip how i turn da fone off george? aye how i hang up? hang it up how i turn this fuarkin fone off fduarkin hate this techy shit.

Life before the white dogs[edit | edit source]

aye peopl basicly crose into tamsnaia sum 40k year ago by a land mine bridge sum time ago in a far far far land away called aboboria basicly aka fuakrin dont know where it is now its like that fuarkin place in skyrim fuark whats it called you know where the nords come from fuarkinn oh yeah atmora or sum fuarkin shit its like that fuarkin no one knows hwere the fuark it is now mayt cant tell yer honestly no fuarkin clue mayt anyway until the year 1980s of our lord goribnin  we fuakin thought tasmnia occipied until 2 years ago at the kutina fraser cave and then sum shit about the ice age no one fuckin cares about basicly we had wite dogs diggin up our fuarkin land, fuarkin BP on the fuarkin bloc didging up our fuakrin dream time space tellin us we aye so fuakin riteful to dis land aye we fought we r to be at it.

Gang related[edit | edit source]

da socialism organization of tassie abo aye fuakinnnnnnnn bout two dif tribe da domestic unit or fam group und da clan, da clan fukinn which had self defin name to 40 or 50 sum pupeple basicly debatuable if it a policital entity aye fukkkk the tribe in the lit ay no proof of old lit by sum cun name robinson in 18000 collect ethnographic data but fuark ktalk about abo poltiical maps at clan lelvel fuak the fukkkkkkkkk basicly they put us as down under da tribe of da kaniungianipalakpankaansipenia akak   ikibangaungalingawherethefuckismycentrelinkmoneyyerfuckincuntimmatorchyerfckincaryercuntpingadinga and baiclly fukk yeh.

sum estimated aye fuakin the genetic detective through higa numba say but the wicked diseases kill us aoff make us fuakin weak aye fuckin dig dance safe our loifs