Deshea Haynes Delashaun Manning Pheonte Carter Ka Ron Knox M

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(written by [[[Vans Von Kieselstein|Mr. Stein]]]) This is DeShea Haynes Delashaun Manning Pheonté Carter Ka'ron Knox Mordell Daniel Lamarcus Kennedy AKA Neville Hopkins Chachi Anthony Debony Richards Qu'wan Roberson Ramon Duncan basically he was a black buff garden gnome from 2291 BCE who lived to now actually like the 27/07/23 and shit nas bacill and basically he was well like let me start from the beginning mayt alright so basically and mayt he was basically in the kingdom of gnomia where beautyfiul hot coloured flowers boomed and black shaniquas twerked and bascially there was the piggie piggie oin oink clan who was super racist agaisnt black gnomes for raping their boys and girs at noon each day for 2 years pigion time and bascially a war started and it was a very turmoil and but the garden gnome named above was different from other gnomes, instead of having the hyperborean vrillian thulean spirit of the european white gnomesh e instead had the black kang spirit and a huge huge huge pec no not cock im not going down that road btw no so dont even think about cocks here but bascially he formed the ebony kings brigade a brigade for ebony warriors and basically dominated the white gnomes into doing menial labour like raping chickens to produce eggs to feed the gnomian lands and abscially the gnomian liberation front of the black race began a n all our war agaisnt he pig piggie oink oin clan and yeah the rebellion started for 400000000000000000000 billion days and over 400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 gnomes died but only 200 pigs died, bascially this was a huge fucking loss for the black gnomes races so another war was started alongside the hyperchudian nword killer clan who just like IRL chuds claim to hate nwords despite being friends with them basically came to gether to kill pigs basically the pig overlords feeling supoer gay like duncan moore weho btw I have a leaked photo of just so you know bascially striked a deal with the chuds and black gnomes where they will be greanted the enitre fucking universe aslong as they dont blow up the piggie pig oink oin sector of earth located roughgly 9 miles of any abo highway a basically the ebvo basically under DeShea Haynes Delashaun Manning Pheonté Carter Ka'ron Knox Mordell Daniel Lamarcus Kennedy AKA Neville Hopkins Chachi Anthony Debony Richards Qu'wan Roberson Ramon Duncan there was everlasting piece apeace peace PEACE nuntil about like let me check 1 second mayt yeah so basically until the cluck cluck clan alongside the abos gained superpowers and went to space