Eddmnd

A photo of Eddmnd, the Cambodian monk.

Eddmnd(also known as eddie, feddie, and feddmnd (due to his unprovoked calls for isolated acts of violent extremism, and his jewish heritage)) is the owner of this monastery of a website and a publicly known inner circle member of the SCGN, known for being a humble Cambodian monk that meditates in the Cardamom Mountains and practices Kbach kun dambong veng, although he has lied about residing in some island off the coast of Britbong Island to the government in order to not pay property taxes. He also happens to be the mayor of the Cambodian District of Steam City although due to selling the district to Toxic Coffee Corporations, the place has been in economic turmoil since. Before Eddmnd reached enlightenment, he played Team Fortress 2 for 2,700 hours until he realized that was stupid and decided to join the ranks of The 51% through criminal connections to some faggot named Xedra which led him to meeting Zokh. He also prominently sexually assaults foids and dark haired anorexic teenage girls in the dark alleys of Discord City and Steam City.

Early Life[edit | edit source]

Born into a rich jewish family, Eddmnd was abandoned as an infant because he had blue eyes, which means his mother cheated. Taken in by two atheist goyim, Eddmnd's pre-teenage life would be one of being unguided. Ever since puberty, Eddmnd had a thing for teenage anorexic girls with dark hair. Life was going great, until a decade had passed and he could no longer date teenage girls 6 years younger than him and be socially accepted / legal. Eddmnd blamed Jeffrey Epstein for the MAP-phobia the goyim express today.

Life In Steam City[edit | edit source]

Xedra[edit | edit source]

Eddmnd was bored with video games, so he started digging through steam community profiles to find 'interesting' people. He ended up on Xedra's page a lot, which resulted in Toxic Coffee calling him 'Xedra alt' for 14 months. From Xedra's cursed, gay, pedo, TouHou profile, he found Zokh bullying people in the comments.

The 51%[edit | edit source]

The first words Eddmnd said in the 51% was, 'wtf is Palestine? Sounds like a jew guys name :larrysick:'. Zokh's only reply was 'This guy gets it.', and he gave Eddmnd the silver star of ~~shame~~ epicness.

Dox[edit | edit source]

Kiwifarms[edit | edit source]

Eddmnd was bored, so went into the KiwiFarm City telegram chat, and proceeded to post a video of him eating a toasted banana, cheese, and chicken samwitch, doxxing himself to the kiwiniggers. It wasn't all bad though, as Eddmnd met some cool peope like Emo Spongebob, The South American Lawyer adderal addict, and some Austrian woman. They briefly played WoW before Eddmnd got harassed by some old enemies who now had his face and location, so he ghosted everyone, even after Dill bought him Borderlands 2 (sorry man). The adderal addicted Chilian laywer sent him wojaks in telegram to show his dissatisfaction - but little does he know that Eddmnd still plays Turtle WoW...