Garfism

From Larp City
"I will take care of you, Jon." - Jim Davis 56:39 Lasagna Flood, Bible Of Garfism.

(This article refers to New Age Garfism, see: Garfism (Old Age) for the old beliefs)

New Age Garfism is a religion based on the teachings of Garfield and the life of the saviour of the Garfic people, Confuzzy. The religion was formed during a revelation period within the Garfic holy land of Garfeet when Confuzzy had achieved TRONIUM and was proclaimed as the new age prophet of Garfism after reviving the religion following what was believed to have been a calling from Garfield, declaring him as the true saviour of the Garfic people.

The religion, while not worshipped majorly nowadays due to mass genocides on Garfic people that have occurred over thousands of years, was most prevalent within Valve City and Gnomistan due to Garfeet being an island territory. After the First Gnomistan Nuclear Holocaust took place, much of the influence of Garfism was eradicated due to the war between the Tasmaniacs and Garfs, involving the genocides.

Core beliefs center around Eternal Monday for the unworthy, and ascension to the Eternal Sunday for the righteous. The religion is polytheistic but centers around primarily Garfield (The Great Cat) and Odie (The Yellow Hound.) The current leader of Garfism is Confuzzy and several bishops of the Church Of Garfism.

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