(◣ ◢)7 UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (◣ ◢)7
THE (◣_◢)7 UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (◣_◢)7 (also known as THE LAND OF FREEDOM, SEARGENT MAJOR GENERAL OF THE MARINES RESPECT THE MILITARY SEMPER FI, etc.) is the GREATEST AND MOST FREE COUNTRY TO EVER EXIST RULED BY EMPEROR TRUMP. It is the most powerful country and is owned by the israeli overlords, whom we must pay all of our taxes to as the white colonizing holocaust causing cis scum that we are. America is what every other first world country wants to be as Europoor and Australia and basically the entire anglosphere as well absolutely despises the native denizens, the Americans, that eat the largest quantity of goyslop known to man, but that's because they're jealous they can't shoot black people on the street just like Americans can. Americans are fucking aryan, just like notable prophet, Putt, prophesized.
The bordering country, Mexico, is filled with brown spics that pick shit out of their assholes and eat it, but they envy the americans and how much freedom they have so they climb over the border wall and become cleaners and gardeners and household maids in the land of freedom.
About 98% of America is full of obese people, but that's because they have the freedom to be fat, you ever see some commie fucking europoor faggot getting fat? No of course not, they're starving and don't have any freedom my nigga, so America must give them freedom, just like they did with Iraq, Libya and a bunch of other random countries full of brown people.
The reason why they are constantly eating goyslop from kike niggers is because they have been brainwashed by the government into believing that anything that is American is automatically good. Even garbage junk food. That's why they are obsessed with guns, freedom, and since 1968, faggot pride.
History[edit | edit source]
The united states of freedom started when some aryan jew haters rose up against the homosexual kike loving king of Britbong Island. The founding fathers then created the best government that the rest of the world would go on to copy out of sheer envy and democracy. They then proceeded to spread across the entire continent in a few decades while buckbreaking millions of niggers and kicking the native feather niggers off rightful American land, as well as effortlessly destroying Mexicans and taking half their land. There was a schism in the country over whether it's a good idea to keep niggers as slaves, with the dixie red cunts arguing that it is because it helps the economy and the union blue cunts saying that niggers should be sent back to Africa. Unfortunately, this led to a civil war and during the war Abraham Lincoln was brainwashed by the Jews into abandoning his plan to send niggers to Liberia. Slavery ended but the aryan americans all agreed to keep treating niggers as animals, and they still do to this day which birthed something known as da hood.
States[edit | edit source]
There's 83 states in the entire USA, ever since the rule of DARK BRANDON, but that's too many to list. One of them is named Epsteinia.
What America looked like for 15 Minutes on March 1st, 1846.[edit | edit source]
Spreading Freedom[edit | edit source]
A bunch of other boring shit happened including napalm bombing (not nuking, sadly) the utopia of Japan which actually made it more utopian because they invented anime as a result which was super kawaii and utopian and the collapse of the funny meme countri communism hardbass hammer sickle funny lelelelel but many years after that 9/11 NEVER FORGET 🦅🦅🦅 happened and then the Jews made their CIA figurehead Osama Bin-Poop take the blame for crashing planes into two buildings even though the Jews did it. Here's some Israeli's in New Jersey dancing after they remembered 9/11:
This made the USA bomb a bunch of muslim countries in order to spread freedom, now those countries are overrun by ISIS but that's because they're jealous of all the freedom those muslim countries get to have, some would say the concept of FREEDOM lives rent free in those stupid terrorist commie faggots heads, stay mad stupid commie terorists.
As of now, the USA is fucking ruled by TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPP and has the strongest military in the world and trump is going to kill all niggers and fags and nuke california and jew yok, arlen, texas will be the capital of the entire USA and rightfully so.