Lard Of Fat Randal
The Lard Of Fat Randal was believed to have been a powerful artifact of Fat Randal's leftover residue predating the Randilian Lands Era, located in the Panhandlan Lands of Ceutagartha. It is believed to contain the very essence of Earth and its life, allowing an individual to ascend to godhood if they were to get a hold of it.
In 30,069,202 AD, the sick and twisted emperor of Guasha named Reginald Bpoop sought to find this relic with the intention of creating a large Fatberg Monster god to conquer the Gabyverse. Although his plans were foiled by Greasy Toxic Zokhfee after he wiped out the entire race of Guashans for literally no reason.