Space Lasagna

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The Space Lasagna.

The Space Lasagna are a race of alien beings from the planet Parma that look exactly like ordinary lasagna. They attempted to take over the Earth and caused some sort of apocalypse after killing everyone on Earth during the late Second Civilization Era in 649,500,000,000 BC. Garfield destroyed the entire race including their home planet after they tried to kill him in the Pasta Wars. They are believed to be unholy creations of Nermal.

The entire race are ruled by a Lasagna King and have a spaceship to explore the universe that looks like a high-powered pressure cooker. They also have spy camera droids made of ravioli.

Their home planet looks like an enormous ball of mozzarella cheese surrounded by asteroids made of meatballs like the rings of Saturn and Uranus. The layout of the planet resembles an ordinary dinner meal. It consists of ingredients of Italian food, such as houses made from Italian cheese, the ground being a giant pizza with toppings, skyscrapers made of mounds of pasta, and the Lasagna King's palace made of a bowl of spaghetti.

Biology[edit | edit source]

They have the appearance of anthropomorphic lasagna, hence their nickname. Their method of reproduction is unknown and there appear to be only male members. It's also unknown if they have internal organs. Interestingly, higher rank individuals have more layers than common Space Lasagna which represents the hierarchy status.

Society[edit | edit source]

Their planet is ruled by King Parma, or it was up until Garfield accidentally threw him into the sky while shaking hands with him. Ricotta then became the new king. They were believed to be a militaristic race of imperialists under the rule of Ricotta when they invaded Earth.

Technology[edit | edit source]

Their technology is shown to resemble kitchen utensils and appliances, such as forks and ovens. They also utilize camera drones made of what seems to be ravioli.