The God Turd

The God Turd.

The God Turd refers to a god-sized log of shit that is seemingly known to just be floating in the cosmic abyss of the universe. It is believed to have floated here from "The Chunks" (Pooverse Residue) of the Panhandlan Void, for no reason at all. It just floats there, menacingly. The Currymen were known to have worshipped this turd thousands of years ago, as Curryman27 invented an entire cult based on the worship of the turd, claiming that this particular turd is saving them from the wrath of Hairy Diarrhea God for escaping the Pooverse.