Alaska

Evil fucking aliens trying to contact us.

Alaska is a state in the Jewnited States Of Burgertown, where Huhnkie Lee will one day reign as emperor. It's known for being the first ever landmass to ever occupy humanoid life, although not humans (that's North Korea.) It was the last surviving landmass of the sinking of the Randillia supercontinent. Nowadays, it's known to be a massive oil well funded by the Israeli government.

History

First Civilization Era

Alaska began as an island, and the only island on Earth at one stage. It's best known for being the earliest remnants of the entire Americas.

Alaska was first inhabited by a primitive species known as the Fartians that conquered the island after killing the native creatures known as the Moldy Teethics that were both created by two superhuman demigods, Super Saiyan Mariano and Greasy Gus. After the Fartians conquered the island, the North American continent was formed.

The nation of Greasetanzania were known to have built a megacity known as OgFart in the Northeast coast of Alaska.

Seventh Civilization Era

After the conclusion of the G!S,M.-SCGN War, the government of New Togland had conquered Alaska, although lost the entire territory in like 4 days, not from the US government or anything, they just lost it by disappearing entirely.