Argonians

An Argonian warrior standing in his disease ridden habitat, just outside ancient East Palestine, Ohio. Circa. 1,674,490 BC.

Argonians were a race of lizard cunts that inhabited the swamps of East Ohio hundreds of thousands of years ago.

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History

Creation

The Argonians first appeared on Earth in 13,679,499 BC in East Palestine, Ohio after being created on accident by a train derailment explosion, although they believed that bald cypress trees created and gave life to them or some shit. They're believed to be a hybrid race of Tigs and lizards.

Name Change

The Argonians were originally named "Arognians" due to their once neutral relationship with the Ogians. Although in 908,599 BC, the Argonians had ended up changing the name of their entire race due to not wanting to be affiliated with the Ogians after the king of the fascist East Ohioan Lusty Argonian Empire, Swampy Sam II, had come to this decision.

Extinction

While the Argonians officially became extinct in 895,948 BC, years leading up to this, the largest majority of their populace were beheaded, roundhouse kicked, etc. during Operation T.A.D. (Total Argonian Death) during the East Ohioan Annexation War (better known as Ogian-Sload War MMDLXVII), orchestrated by Dagoth You're in 896,128 BC. Were they missed? No, not at all.