Tigs

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A Tasmanian Tig.

Tigs were a now extinct, mysterious corrupted and mutated race of primitive anorexic ghouls that were prominently known to have inhabited the Earth during the mid-Fifth Civilization Era. They are believed to be descended from the Shroomers, the original humanoid natives of Dchildpornia. Tigs were known to have lived in Tasmania, Ohio and Dchildpornia. They are generally known for being the first ever inhabitants of the Tasmanian landmass.

Standing 7 feet (2.1 meters) tall and emaciated, weighing only 140 pounds (64 kilograms), Tigs had long and flexible necks, large bony feet, and gnarled hands with sharp claws. They had depressed noses, their mouths were filled with sharp teeth, and their hair was curly. Their skin was pale and had the texture of leather. The most distinguishing feature of a Tig was its visible face rot as well as its large eye in the center of its head; it could be red or yellow. Tigs were generally covered in dirt, filthy, or grime.

History[edit | edit source]

Origin[edit | edit source]

The exact origin of the Tigs is that they allegedly birthed from a highly intelligent sentient fungus flora known as Tigshrooms that allegedly gave life to the race of Tigs. The Tigshrooms, native to the continent of Dchildpornia, did not actually birth the Tigs directly, instead, they birthed a beautiful race beforehand named Shroomers that eventually turned into the ugly race of Tigs due to the Tig-Francis Curse. The Shroomers were said to be beautiful and were made in the image of Docy O Og. Eventually, over the course of many centuries, the Shroomers had made a deal with Francis Friday in 15,000,000 BC in order to receive ideal living, it came at the cost of eating the Tigshrooms, their creators, in order to receive the ideal living, although some sources suggested that they were told to fuck the tigshrooms as well. Francis Friday had of course deceived the Shroomers, as the Tigshrooms were laced with an incurable disease known as Tigshroom Anal Fungus Disease, which caused the Shroomers to morph into the disgusting race of Tigs after every one of them ate the entire population of Tigshrooms. The Shroomers had lost their distinct "mushroom" like appearance as a result of the disease also.

Other Breeds[edit | edit source]

Another breed of Tigs, specifically the breed of Tasmanian Tigs, used to inhabit the island of Tasmania millions of years ago after arriving from Dchildpornia. Another notable breed of Tigs are the Tiggers, a mystical breed of Tigs known to have inhabited the Garfeet Rainforest. The Ohio Tigs also existed, inhabiting only within Ohio's borders as for some unknown reason, they couldn't venture further.

14,500,000 BC: Expeditions[edit | edit source]

The Tigs, millions of years ago, had traversed the lands of Earth, they are generally believed to have split up into 4 groups, situating in four distinct locations. The locations being Tasmania, Ohio, Garfeet, and Dchildpornia. As a result of this, the Tigs had evolved differently and drastically changed in appearance due to a number of factors including what they bred with (they bred with some weird freaky shit) and the sort.

Extinction[edit | edit source]

It's believed Tigs were killed sometime during the apocalypse that ended the Fifth Civilization Era, although it's also speculated that they all just collectively ate each other. Another, more probable theory, is that they evolved into the earlier remnants of the Tasmaniacs after the apocalypse.

Culture[edit | edit source]

Tigs often lived in recluse but they were known to explore the lands of the Earth for a certain period until getting mogged by an unnamed Sload King. The Tigs had then settled in caves and traversed through them by digging a large network of cave tunnels throughout the entire Earth. The Tigs were also known for being greedy sons of bitches too, so loyalty amongst the Tigs was scarce. Tigs were also known to have been addicted to some substance that was similar to crack cocaine, it allowed them to jump across the entire fucking world which is how they managed to reach each corner of the world they inhabited.

Society[edit | edit source]

The Tigs had allegedly formed tribal societies in Dchildpornia, Garfeet, Ohio and Tasmania. Not much is really known about the societies other than that they ate each other and practiced HARDCORE anal.

Religion[edit | edit source]

The Tigs primarily worshipped Francis Friday and practiced the earliest worship of Francis Fridayism known as Tiggish Francis Fridayism. Although the Ohio Tigs worshipped the FINAL BOSS OF OHIO, a demonic god created by Satan and practiced Tiggish Ohioism. The Tiggers worship the animal species of Garfgers, they also bred with them too which led to the creation of the most modern ethnic groups of Garfs.