Satan

From Larp City
Satan.

Satan (also known as Lucifer or Shaytan) is the god of ultimate deception and the first born son of Dylan Giggle. Satan is a chaos god entity that exists within the mortal planes in order to seduce mortal kin into sin or falsehood. Believed by goyim, he is the one who rules over Hell, while once true, he was overthrown by the 20 Fatberg Gods in 28,785 BC during a couped Fatberg invasion on Earth. He currently exists as a servant to OBTWill, the current overlord of the fiery depths of Hell. He is commonly worshipped by the Jews as they believe Satan chose them as the almighty race to inherit the Earth under the guise of Judaism, ultimately deceiving the Jews and banishing them to Hell for nothing more than shits and giggles.

Creation & The War In Heaven[edit | edit source]

Around the creation of the Universe, and the creation of Hell and Jannah, Dylan birthed Satan and tasked him with the role of disguising himself as a follower of the Laws Of Allah with the hopes that he would climb up the ranks of the Grand Arena Pantheon to eventually join The Three to further pursue the deceptive interests of the chaos gods. While Satan proved himself as a devout loyalist to Allah, almost completely deceiving him, he was cast out and banished to Hell for eternity in 996 Jeffyillion BC for rebelling against Allah and the Order Gods during the War In Heaven upon being called out for his true intentions.

After the War In Heaven concluded, Dylan Giggle disowned Satan and regarded him as nothing more than irrelevant trash. Satan's motives for attempting to turn mortals to falsehood and sinful acts lies solely on how he wishes for his own father to forgive him for his mistakes made against the cause. Satan created multiple demon races including Foids, in order to distract men from reaching their true potential.

Ruling Over Hell[edit | edit source]

Satan then sought to rule Hell, due to there being no direct overlord other than technically the chaos gods of The Five. In 1488 Bicepillion BC, Satan created the layers of Hell, including Hell Hell Hell Plus One, the deepest layer of hell. He ruled over the chaos gods of the Grand Arena Pantheon and allowed them to rule over the plane of Hell Hell Hell Plus One, allowing them to create their own individual realities within them. Though, it's not like Satan actually cared, this caused nothing but pain, war and anguish within Hell Hell Hell Plus One, which gave it the title of being the absolute worst and most unimaginable, outlandish and ungodly depth of Hell to exist. Under Satan's rule, he allowed, via. a fair and just democratic vote, the Chaos Gods to determine the fate of each sinful mortal and which sinful mortal goes to suffer in what plane depending on their acts in mortal life. While Satan was confined to Hell, this never prevented his influence from reaching the mortal plane.

Overthrown[edit | edit source]

An invasion on Earth happened in 28,785 BC where the Sentient Fatbergs began to plague Earth to pursue their goal of consuming all life for the prosperity of Fatberg-kind. An ancient fatberg army had landed on the face of the Earth and self-vored themselves into ordinary foids, which birthed Obese Foids, the ugliest, most corrupted breed of foid. Satan became mad at this and tried to fight the fatbergs, although the fatberg army had physically summoned him and raped him, subsequently banishing all of his influence in the mortal plane in process, leaving him permanently stationed in Hell in a buckbroken state.

Afterwards, the 20 Fatberg Gods had led another fatberg army to invade Hell in a war known as the War In Hell. The Fatberg gods had defeated Satan and cast him out to an eternal pit of fire for 14,000 years until they let him out for no reason at all. Satan, upon being released from his punishment, was confined to a cage made of Hairy Diarrhea in which he couldn't break, as well as a chastity cage. After the fatberg gods were overthrown by OBTWill, Satan became a servant to him, he's still in chastity to this day.

satan on a bike (cool image i found)