Jews

From Larp City
The Jewish specimen, rubbing his hands together after he gave someone a 100% interest loan.
Cute star of david, symbol of god's chosen.
4214jew 2958.jpg

The-Star-of-David-230x150-1.jpg WARNING: This nigga is Jewish.

LOOK AT COUNT CHOCULAS NOSE

Jews (their real name is actually "Jinn") are a parasitic species of white man fearing alien demonic psychopaths who are actively trying to control and interbreed with Goyim in their quest for complete domination of the Gabyverse. These abomination subhuman parasites are in actual fact a collective race of sore losers that believe they're smart despite being retarded enough to call themselves gods chosen (their god being Lucifer, the most deceptive motherfucker out there (perhaps he might be deceiving the Jews too 🤔?), even though their only advantage is that they're good with numbers rather than actually being intelligent, and all their achievements were achieved due to their insatiable beliefs built on sin. These parasites created the brainwashing cult called "Judaism" which consists of worshipping money and ritual infant sacrificial murders. A while back, they were responsible for the invention of the two most anti-intellectual forces in the world, more commonly known as Christianity and Islam. Some famous Jews include: everyone who works on the banks, in television, in movies, in radio and in print media. Jews have trolled, scammed, ruined, pillaged and destroyed every civilization on the face of the Earth after they arrived about 100 million years ago. This is why in the dictionary the verb Jewing also means to troll, lie, deceive, con, fool, steal, manipulate, and enslave others for profit. They also control the media, the banks, Twitter, Facebook, Hollywood, craigslist, textbook publishers, music (especially Pop Music and Rap Music), gold, and diamonds. If you don't believe that subhuman Jews control everything, just look up a list of how many Jews work in the media or are big in finance. Or just look at the always disproportionate number of Jewish names in the governments of the West. Roman Polanski and and Jeffrey Epstein got off without serious punishment for raping little girls (as recommended in their holy book, the Talmud), something a goy would have done serious fuck me dead prison time for. The Jews use the money to fund their militarized colony of Israel, a Jewish state created in the Middle East, which Jews lie about being the Promised Land (the Jewnited States of Burgertown is their actual promised land) while simultaneously claiming that they were there first. The Arabs don't like to think that they were there first, so the Jew Reich has fought many wars, and has turned the Jews into a powerful thieving scummy race. Basically, the only parts of the world that's not controlled by the Jews is Asia, Incredigassystan, Mu and Dchildpornia because the Muslims don't tolerate their bullshit and the only way for Jews to hold them down is to send the Israel Defence Forces to buttfuck them and the Dpedophiles have been feared by the Jews ever since the Jinnocaust (the holocaust that actually happened), referring to the Jews as "Joyim" as a way of mocking them. Why the Dpedophiles never overthrew them in a total world war is a mystery, but some say it's because the Dpedophiles hate goyim and prefer it if the Jews did their dirty work. The Chinese, the Gnomes, Uzbeki 6 Year Olds, the Sentient Fatbergs, and the Dpedophiles, to name a few, are an example of races with potential to out-Jew the Jews and actually threaten them.

Etymology[edit | edit source]

The reason Jews are called Jews, rather than their biblical satanic name (Jinn), is actually because they stole the name "Jews" from the Aryans they interbred with when Cain commanded the fallen angels to invade the Earth thousands of years ago. They did this, so whenever someone says "death to Jews" or "Fuck man, Jews really are fucking pests aren't they? I wish someone would kill the grimy fuckers" this ensures that people are really just rooting for the extinction of the true Aryan race. Jews heavily believe in Karma and birthday wishes, although that doesn't matter much to them these days since they have delicious money.

Vampires are based on Jews[edit | edit source]

All vampire stories to ever surface the Earth are often based on the true stories of Jewish people. Vampires are entirely based on Jews. It's right under our fucking noses. Jews have this Talmudic ritual called "Metzitzah B'peh" where a rabbi sucks the blood from a babies circumcised penis. They suck blood and are cannibals, just like vampires. Vampires also tend to live for hundreds of years, just like Jews do when they sustain themselves with children's adrenochromes. Another thing is their overall appearance, take Count Dracula right there for example, doesn't he look like the average Jew super villain? Another thing to mention is how Jews genetically carry a disease known as xeroderma pigmentosum which is an extreme sensitivity to sunlight, vampires are also extremely sensitive to sunlight.

Relation To Goblins?[edit | edit source]

Two words: Psychological Operation.

History[edit | edit source]

Origin[edit | edit source]

The Jinn were born as a demon race of fallen angels that were first known to have inhabited Saturn in 8,679,525,599 BC. Saturn Jews were far different from the Jews we know and love today, they were pure, but far more evil. They were created by Dylan Giggle himself to help him in his quest to conquer the Allahverse. Not much is known about what they actually did on Saturn, besides their usual behaviour being 100 times more extreme due to their Talmudic pureness, but what is known is that they eventually discovered that other places in the universe existed, like Mars for example that, at the time when they discovered it (4,466,614,888 BC), was inhabited by the original Goyim, the Martians. The Martians were the initial Aryan race, created by Docy O Og. Once the Saturn Jews arrived to Mars in the same year of its discovery, they decided it rightfully belonged to them, god's chosen. Upon their arrival, they had bred with a small populace of the Martians in order to breed a new race of Jinn known as the Martian Jews. The Saturn Jews eventually became extinct, which was a shame on the Jews part because the Martian Jews were inferior, though more powerful than modern Jews. The Martian Jews eventually established a one world government on Mars and dried up all the planet's resources, eventually destroying everything on the planet in 100,005,008 BC (everything became extinct in 100,001,005 BC) after the Martians discovered that the Martian Jews were not to be trusted and were to be lynched. The Martian Jews then went to Earth in 100,005,007 BC and founded Mossad. The Aryan-Jew Martian Hyperwar was a notable war that involved the Jews on Mars.

First Extinction[edit | edit source]

The Marianokin were the first ever race in the Universe's history to EVER completely get rid of the Jews before the Great Fatberg Growth Event. They achieved this in 88,148,881 BC after Super Saiyan Mariano had essentially killed himself in order to kill all of the Jews on Earth. Of course, Dylan Giggle was immensely pissed off about this, so he caused the Marianokin to almost go extinct, only leaving one, Gabriel Santos Mariano.

Origin Of Modern Jews[edit | edit source]

The first modern Jew on Earth, created thanks to the works of the true Jinnish god, Dylan Giggle, was known as Cain sometime around 29,000 BC, the guy who backstabbed his brother Abel out of unwarranted self-importance; this is where we get the concept of the "Wandering Jew." The Wandering Jew managed to date-rape a feminist demoness named Lilith to give birth to Abraham, thus starting years of profiteering. Through their entire history, the modern Jews have always been wandering because sooner or later in whatever country they lived in, humans will be fed up by their lying, scheming, thieving ways. They wandered, running a lucrative grain and white slavery business for a while, ultimately settling in Egypt. The wise Pharaohs and hard-working farmers of Egypt waged a massive uprising against the foreign usurpers and speculators and sentenced them with indentured servitude. In response, the Jews bred the super-Jew, Moses. Egypt, once the wealthiest and most technologically advanced superpower of the world, was utterly annihilated by the mutant plagues bioengineered by Moses, including a level 99 mass death spell which took a genocidal toll on the innocent Egyptian children (think of Atlantis but with more sand and diseases) leaving what was once a crown jewel of Mankind only nothing more than a complete shit hole inhabited only by unevolved apes. The murderous Jews escaped Egypt and plundered their way through the desert, finally settling in Canaan, which they called their "Promised Land" because their leaders said they heard voices in their heads telling them that. Upon settlement, the Jews mercilessly slaughtered Canaan's indigenous inhabitants, claiming that they were following commandments from God. Today, all the Jews have Cain's DNA thus they love to murder Palestinians. They do it as a hobby. They also hate Christians and burn Christian books. They have to say thank you to stupid Americans for wasting their money on Israel thinking Jesus will come back and reward them.

The Lolocaust[edit | edit source]

Fiction isn't included in the lore, read wikipedia or something. Nazi's were Jewish controlled in WW2 anyway in order to pursue the white guilt psyop, just like how Jews claimed that slavery in the US was done by white people even though Jews owned more slaves. Adolf Hitler was actually a black trans queen and xe/xir fought for Aboriginals and their trans rights and put white people, specifically straight white men in concentration camps as revenge for how the whites stole Europe and Hyperborea from the Black Vikings thousands of years ago and rewrote their history. That's what really happened.

Talmud Quotes[edit | edit source]

Reminder: This is what Jews actually believe:

  • 1. Sanhedrin 59a: "Murdering Goyim is like killing a wild animal."
  • 2. Abodah Zara 26b: "Even the best of the Gentiles should be killed."
  • 3. Sanhedrin 59a: "A goy (Gentile) who pries into The Law (Talmud) is guilty of death."
  • 4. Libbre David 37: "To communicate anything to a Goy about our religious relations would be equal to the killing of all Jews, for if the Goyim knew what we teach about them, they would kill us openly."
  • 5. Libbre David 37: "If a Jew be called upon to explain any part of the rabbinic books, he ought to give only a false explanation. Who ever will violate this order shall be put to death."
  • 6. Yebhamoth 11b: "Sexual intercourse with a little girl is permitted if she is three years of age."
  • 7. Schabouth Hag. 6d: "Jews may swear falsely by use of subterfuge wording."
  • 8. Hilkkoth Akum X1: "Do not save Goyim in danger of death."
  • 9. Hilkkoth Akum X1: "Show no mercy to the Goyim."
  • 10. Choschen Hamm 388, 15: "If it can be proven that someone has given the money of Israelites to the Goyim, a way must be found after prudent consideration to wipe him off the face of the earth."
  • 11. Choschen Hamm 266,1: "A Jew may keep anything he finds which belongs to the Akum (Gentile). For he who returns lost property (to Gentiles) sins against the Law by increasing the power of the transgressors of the Law. It is praiseworthy, however, to return lost property if it is done to honor the name of God, namely, if by so doing, Christians will praise the Jews and look upon them as honorable people."
  • 12. Szaaloth-Utszabot, The Book of Jore Dia 17: "A Jew should and must make a false oath when the Goyim asks if our books contain anything against them."
  • 13. Baba Necia 114, 6: "The Jews are human beings, but the nations of the world are not human beings but beasts."
  • 14. Simeon Haddarsen, fol. 56-D: "When the Messiah comes every Jew will have 2800 slaves."
  • 15. Nidrasch Talpioth, p. 225-L: "Jehovah created the non-Jew in human form so that the Jew would not have to be served by beasts. The non-Jew is consequently an animal in human form, and condemned to serve the Jew day and night."
  • 16. Aboda Sarah 37a: "A Gentile girl who is three years old can be violated."
  • 17. Gad. Shas. 2:2: "A Jew may violate but not marry a non-Jewish girl."
  • 18. Tosefta. Aboda Zara B, 5: "If a goy kills a goy or a Jew, he is responsible; but if a Jew kills a goy, he is NOT responsible."
  • 19. Schulchan Aruch, Choszen Hamiszpat 388: "It is permitted to kill a Jewish denunciator everywhere. It is permitted to kill him even before he denounces."
  • 20. Schulchan Aruch, Choszen Hamiszpat 348: "All property of other nations belongs to the Jewish nation, which, consequently, is entitled to seize upon it without any scruples."

Jews On The Internet[edit | edit source]

Every Jew wants a complete state-controlled internet that bows down to them. Jews operate in every corner of the internet, whether it be monitoring every social media imaginable, 4chan, editing wikipedia articles, infiltrating Steam City, they are no doubt a race built on determination, diligence and zealousness for spreading degeneracy.

Take a look at this Jew, asking why people hate Jews and ZOG:

Load video
YouTube

Notable Jewish Characters[edit | edit source]

See Also[edit | edit source]

Retrieved from "http://larp.city/index.php?title=Jews&oldid=1514"