Sal
Sal is the golden jew of the SCGN's inner circle council, known for being the groundskeeper of the Garden District of Steam City. He is also an avid BNWO historian regarding the Steam City Lore and holds archives on 6 million USB's about every fundamental aspect of BNWO Steam lore. He is also a 50% O.G. and was one of the first members of the group. He associated with Nk and was recruited by Zokh through him, Sal gave Zokh good karma's after blessing him with a sacred indian cow and Tengri's. Sal was also known to invent 123 Language which he used to psyop the bottomfeeders and Jim Bob Wee's psyche. Sal died in 2022 after committing suicide at the end of his service during the BNWO War, although he still associates with the SCGN as his own ghost, playing Halo, Roblox, Fall Guys, BO1 Zombies and Sven Co-op with Toxic Coffee, Binkus, Greasy Gus and formerly Eddmnd until Eddmnd stole emeralds. Out of all the SCGN members out there, Sal is undoubtedly the most morally sane, which is why he abandoned Steam City itself due to its fucked up nature, though still associated with the SCGN because we are frens.
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Legacy[edit | edit source]
Blessed By Tengri's[edit | edit source]
Born in the grasslands of Mongolia, directly descended from Genghis Khan, Sal lives in the middle of the beautiful forests of Jefferson state (which is unlawfully being occupied by the Oregonian government), living in a trailer with 8000 cats and a 5 million acre garden full of weed and plums that he destroyed to make Plum Wine, he also made a tutorial although only 3 people in existence ever saw that video. He worships Tengri and every Hindu god, making yearly trips to both Israel and India, the two most important holy lands on Earth. Sal is also a very huge advocate of the 2030 Great Reset, he truly can't wait for it to happen, making thousands of groups on Steam in relation to it, such as a group named ATRAZINE that I can't even fucking find right meow.
BNWO Historian[edit | edit source]
Sal is a member of every single BNWO related group in Steam City, such as BLACKED which is a very niche group, but an example of how far Sal goes to show his appreciations towards the BVLL Kangz. He even owned the BLACK NEW WORLD ORDER (BNWO) group created by Miami until it was banned. During his reign of the group, he was heavily involved in the BNWO War in his conquest to destroy a racist whitey group known as Deric Chauvin Memorium, which ultimately led to Sal's untimely death at the beginning of 2022, right before the Great Purge Of Steam City, that Sal's ghost would be heavily involved in after battling Karma with the rest of the SCGN.
Israel Groups[edit | edit source]
Likewise to how Sal loves to be part of every BNWO group, he also strives to be a member of every single jewish related group on steam, no matter how niche they are. Half of Sal's groups on his steam profile consist of Jewish groups.
Trip To Israel[edit | edit source]
Sal once went to Israel years ago on a free trip and became a happy merchant as a result. He swam in the dead sea and apparently it burned his asshole.
Selling Soul to Thoralf[edit | edit source]
In order to not be corrupted by Jews any further, Sal prayed to Thoralf and Keemstar and then Yogcast Simon came to him in his dream once and said "ALEX IS A STUPID NIGGER" and that's when Sal converted to Thoralfism.
Inventing 123 Language[edit | edit source]
For the entire year of 2022, Sal spoke the first remnants of 123 Language (b low, a bow) which morally corrupted Jim Bob Wee, and subsequently half of Steam City as a result but later on.
Associations with Grant MacDonald[edit | edit source]
Sal had met Grant on youtube once, Grant was riding a gay unicorn where its horn was a 12 inch black dildo with rainbow farts coming out of its ass. Grant had winked at Sal and a magical spark came from the wink. Some say don't meet your heroes, but Sal did, and he reached enlightenment.
Nasim Najafi Aghdam[edit | edit source]
THE LION
Transginger Rights Campaign[edit | edit source]
In 2023, Sal, with the help of Zokh and even Nasim Najafi Aghdam, had started a Transginger rights campaign in commemoration to CopperCab, the first man who recognized Transgingers as part of the human race. Sal went throughout Steam City and rampaged, killing all the bigots imaginable. A guide was birthed: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2994111695
GAY DVD Empire[edit | edit source]
This was Sal's idea, the great empire.
Sub Normal[edit | edit source]
JANNIED
The CEO[edit | edit source]
Sal on a whim one day in 2023's made 8421000 artworks of The CEO holding different things. Thank you sir.
Plum Wine Tutorial[edit | edit source]
There are deer.... eating my plums..... https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3015138055 Ok hun, stay mad uglies <3 5 minutes ago - GREASY GUS's Steam Artwork Artwork there are deer... eating my plums... A comment on your profile 6 minutes ago - Your profile there are deer... eating my plums... A comment on Ultimate Toxic Coffee's profile 6 minutes ago - Ultimate Toxic Coffee's profile there are deer... eating my plums... A comment on Toxic Coffee's Bugatti's profile 6 minutes ago - Toxic Coffee's Bugatti's profile there are deer... eating my plums... A comment on THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING's profile 6 minutes ago - THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING's profile there are deer... eating my plums... A comment on The Number 1's profile 6 minutes ago - The Number 1's profile 1 A comment on The Number 1's profile 7 minutes ago - The Number 1's profile there are deer... eating my plums... A comment on Small Toxic Coffee's profile 7 minutes ago - Small Toxic Coffee's profile there are deer... eating my plums... A comment on Not Toxic Coffee's profile 7 minutes ago - Not Toxic Coffee's profile there are deer... eating my plums... A comment on Kevin Malone's profile 7 minutes ago - Kevin Malone's profile there are deer... eating my plums... A comment on Foxy Lady Lover's profile 7 minutes ago - Foxy Lady Lover's profile there are deer... eating my plums... A comment on Toxic Coffee's profile 7 minutes ago - Toxic Coffee's profile there are deer... eating my plums... A comment on binkus's profile 7 minutes ago - binkus's profile there are deer... eating my plums... A comment on Eddmnd's profile 8 minutes ago - Eddmnd's profile there are deer... eating my plums... A comment on zokh's profile 9 minutes ago - zokh's profile there are deer... eating my plums... A comment on zokh's profile 9 minutes ago - zokh's profile d
