Asia

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Modern map of Asia.

Asia is the largest continent on the Earth by both land area and population. It covers an area of more than 44 million square kilometers, second to Dchildpornia. There are currently 4.561 billion (2018) living on the continent. All Asians have slanted eyes and noses that look like they were smashed with a hammer, yellowish skin, and a lot of them have buck teeth and poor eyesight. To sum up their appearance, they look like they were farted on by a fat, American weeaboo who ate too many egg rolls whilst jacking off to his loli collection, rendering the poor creatures to look like horribly disfigured piss monkeys. Asia is noted for possessing some of the largest landmasses that contain absolutely no win.

The primary value of Asia to the rest of the world lies in their sheer numbers. Most Asian countries are so overpopulated, a human life is worth less than a coon in Tennessee. This allows them to mass produce electronics with slave labor, and farm large amounts of rice and tea for weeb faggots in other countries to consume. It is also the last bastion of East ZOG, at least until the hypothetical East-West World War happens. And last, but certainly not least, Asia is the world's number one source of underage child sex. That and tranny dick.

The continent was formed during the First Civilization Era by Fat Randal billions of years ago as a result of creating the rest of Afroeurasia.

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