Japan

From Larp City
The most utopian place on Earth.

Japan is a fucking VTOPIA located in Asia. It is the greatest place to live, it is inhabited by metabolic slit eyed nephilim known as japoonese and they're so polite they say IRASSHAIMASE when you enter a restaurant. While it's advanced, it's not as advanced as Jacksonville, Florida. A lot of human trafficking happens in japan too and sometimes you'll see weird cunts having sex in public although it's rude to say anything about it or you'll be arrested by the police. You're also allowed to say racist things at the natives and play Skrillex - Cinema on a bluetooth speaker, it is against the law for natives to disrupt you, the filthy westerner mutt, from doing this.

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Founding[edit | edit source]

Japan was founded at the beginning of humanity (around 29,000 BC) during the early Seventh Civilization Era by the Japanese, a race of half sentient utopian AI droids created by the denizens of Yellow, the first human nation on Earth located where the Yellow Sea is today. The Japanese inhabited the island in a tribal state, although when the Black Vikings arrived on Earth around 29,000 BC, a notable Black Viking, who became a samurai, named Yasuke, had given the Japanese the gift of civilization.

Here's the story:

Yasuke would teach his people the Japanese language that he invented all by himself. After all, He wasn't just powerful, he was a 
scholar, too. There was no limit to what he could achieve. He gave them civilization: science, medicine, self-defense training, & 
laws. 
His newly created people revered him, erecting many statues in his likeness & monuments of worship. Yasuke chose his 7 most 
loyal servants & made them samurai. They were special elite warriors, but of course, Yasuke was the first & most special of 
samurai. He invented them, after all. Yasuke forged the legendary katana, Masamune. When the great kaiju Godzilla attacked Japan, 
it was Yasuke who singlehandedly drove him back to the depths of the ocean using the amazing blade. Japanese society prospered 
for hundreds of years, but then the White man arrived. The Whites clearly envied Yasuke, his power, & his people. They bombed 
Japan into oblivion causing mass devastation. Sadly, even Masamune & Melanin Magic were no match for this weaponry. They 
destroyed Yasuke, erased him from the memories of his people, & rewrote the entirety of Japanese history leaving him as a mere 
footnote. The Japanese mostly forgot about Yasuke, diversity was no longer their strength. They became homogenous & xenophobic, 
taught to reject anyone of Yasuke's ilk. But now, thanks to some very brave, subversive Westerners, his true story can finally be 
told & Japan will be reintroduced to their glorious hero: Yasuke: Black Samurai™ 

Eventually, the Japanese had betrayed Yasuke and banished him from the country for being a nigger. The island eventually became a utopia, free of all dystopia as the Japanese had built a great utopian wall to prevent all dystopian influence from ever reaching the country. A ZAMINT megahighway was proposed to be built to connect to Japan in the 28,700's although the Japanese had destroyed the bridge. Japan remains ultimately utopian to this day.