Hank
| Hank | |
|---|---|
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| Look at this twink | |
| Location | Lithuania, briefly entered Poland on a work vesa |
| Race | Lithuanian (brown) |
| Religion | Jumping is not a crime |
| Affiliation | The 50% (Upper Echelon)
Gang Alcohol (Leader) Stone Cold Incels (Founder) Multiple Joeyy Fan Groups (runs them all) J Town (The Great Prophet) |
| Aliases | |
| Steam | Hank, Nashe |
| Post steam | DJ Gyrotta Zao, Yabujin |
| Likes and Dislikes | |
| Likes | Jumpstyle, bad music |
| Dislikes | Standing / sitting, being called out for abandoning the SCGN, good music |
Hank, now more known by his new name used for his more recent ventures into music, Yabujin, is a Lithuanian ex-inner circle member of the SCGN who left Steam City to peruse clout from underage gender-specials who love his jumpstyle genre of music (because they all are touched by the 'tism brush and have ADHD as well.) Hank was most known for his acts during the Golden Criminal Period such as leading the Gang Alcohol criminal syndicate as well as being a devout loyalist to The 50%, fighting in multiple wars and creating Steam guides about why the steamcommunity website is a shithole that must be burned to the ground. He has contributed to creating lore art and fought in a war with VALVE known as the Gang Alcohol-VALVE War in 2021, including many other notable wars involving The 50% and allied factions.
Hank became involved with the SCGN around 2020 when Zokh recruited him after finding him on the streets of the city, drunk, pepper-spraying a woman at the dark of night. Zokh helped him in his conquest and threw the woman in the sewer. Hank would usually partake in helping harass faggots and black people by day and hardmew by night, while simultaneously going out on the streets to tell women he's too good for them and that they should kill themselves. Despite his powerful autism, he was undoubtedly a genius and was seemingly good at hiding his identity while simultaneously alluding to the fact that he makes music for faggots, presumably all for the bag.
- Steam Profile: https://steamcommunity.com/id/Ilthuania
J Town[edit | edit source]
Hank is the prophet of J Town, his legacy was taken on by Eddmnd after his abandonment of the SCGN and the height of the D-J Conflict, a very meaningful and important war.
Theory that Yabujin and Hank are the same person[edit | edit source]
If you're wondering who the fuck Yabujin is, Yabujin is a famously known lithuanian jump-style artist, garnering millions of views worldwide, who makes music suspected to be entirely referenced to both things Hank is interested in, including Steam City. In recent years, the upper echelons of the SCGN have suspected that Hank is in fact Yabujin after Eddmnd brought up the allegations providing suffice evidence on the matter.
Genesis[edit | edit source]
Allegations of Hank being Yabujin started in late 2020 when Hank would garner an obsession with alt musical artists. Beginning in 2021, Hank would talk to Eddmnd about DJ Gyrotta Zao before anybody knew about him. Hank would send Eddmnd uploads of DJ Gyrotta Zao videos, some of which had less than 10 views at the time, such as Gyrotta Zao - Jumping Iz Not A Crime 2K21, which now sits at over a million views. It is not outside the bounds of reasonable doubt that Hank may merely have owned this youtube fan account. However, the theory is backed up further by related correlations.
Hank also pretty much deserted the SCGN around the time Yabujin got big, which according to his know your meme page was around late 2021-2022, the end of the Golden Criminal Period.
Another thing worth noting is that Hank would outright refuse to join voice calls at any given time, in order to not reveal his voice.
Lithuania[edit | edit source]
Hank has the steam id/ilthuania. His location was set to Lithuania before any of this started. He also would sometimes type in Lithuanian on his steam profile.
False Flag: Poland Larp[edit | edit source]
When it became known that Hank was actually from Lithuania, around the time when his musical endeavours began, Hank tried to convince everyone in Steam City that he was Polish. Knowing that Yabujin is Lithuanian, and that Lithuania is a tiny fucking country and literally no one lives there.
Similar Personalities[edit | edit source]
Hank and Yabujin both bear strikingly similar personalities, in terms of saying the most weird and obscure schizo/autistic shit imaginable, not to mention they both have very similar speech patterns.
Speech Patterns[edit | edit source]
For example: on May 8th, 2023, Yabujin did an AMA on the official YABUJIN subreddit where he would answer his beloved fans questions. All the answers that were given by Yabujin were only things Hank would write and nobody else on the planet could ever successfully replicate. The account that posted this, while named "Yabujinofficial" claims to be a fan account, although fans agree that Yabujin would in fact make a fan account of himself, Hank was known to have made alts regularly on steam for the most schizo reasons. https://www.reddit.com/user/yabujinofficial/
History of randomly deleting shit[edit | edit source]
Fans of Yabujin have gone around saying that Yabujin, out of pure schizophrenia has deleted a fair amount of his official channels, specifically on youtube/soundcloud etc. where he uploads his music. Hank has also had a history of randomly deleting shit from his steam account, such as a massive guide he made about how awful the steam community became and random artworks, etc. all out of pure schizophrenia.
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
Much of Yabujin's songs includes random incel rants that Hank would usually write anywhere at any time such as in DJ GYROTTA ZAO - JUMPING IZ NOT A CRIME 2K21 and basically 90% of his songs as much as I've listened (HIS MUSIC SUCKS.) The most obscure shit is commonly mentioned in his songs too, Hank would be the type of nigga to be writin obscure schizophrenic shit in his steam comments too fr fr ong.
Terminology[edit | edit source]
This is a list of the metaphorical meanings of common words/phrases he uses in his songs.
- Azeroy: A metaphor for Steam City.
- Gatekeepers: The 50%/SCGN, the "gatekeepers" of the city.
- Mentions of the CCP and North Korea: Referring to his favourite trend amongst Steam City denizens during the Golden Criminal Period where so many niggas larped as CCP/North Korea propagandists.
- Angel in disguise: Refers to how he disguises himself of his true self (chud that hates fags and 𝕹𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗s) from the masses
Azeroy[edit | edit source]
Azeroy is a well discussed topic talked about amongst the Yabujin lore fandom, many wonder what "Azeroy" is since Yabujin seems to mention it a lot in his songs. Azeroy refers to a place of escape according to the lyrics of Yabujin's songs, which could literally be referring to the Golden Criminal Period, the golden age amongst Steam City's criminals, commonly referred to as the wild west days where men were free to say and do whatever they wanted, an escape from the OPPRESSION of the ZOGbot niggers of yonder.
The creation of Steam City according to Hank.
Swords[edit | edit source]
Swords is an album made by Yabujin that shows berserk shit on the cover, this is literally just in reference to Toxic Coffee, there's no way it isn't. 8888 probably means the chud number 88 (evil chud number).
ＤＰＲＫ ＪＡＭＺ ２０２１[edit | edit source]
DPRK JAMZ 2021 is one of Yabujin's albums or some shit that was conveniently uploaded around the time The 53% went full CCP-North Korea mode. One of Zokh's web archived profiles 'coincidentally' beared a CCP-North Korea mixed theme around the time of the upload of this video (October 19th, 2021):
Before one claims that this may have been a fan account to have uploaded this video, it's worth noting that Hank and both "Yabujin" are schizophrenic and would unsurprisingly be running fan accounts along side this. It's also apparently known that Yabujin runs fan accounts too, just out of pure schizophrenic tendencies.
Hardstyle Drill 2009 Nokia Angelz مسدسات مجمدة 1.6[edit | edit source]
This is probably in reference to a steam group that Hank prominently featured on his profile known as Delta Force Multigaming 2009 Community^^ because of course he would make a song about that, funny enough, this is one of his most viewed songs. The lyrics and the title also mentions hardstyle, a music genre listened to by people who make Zyzz edits, Hank prominently shitposted about Zyzz references, such as creating a steam group called "Chestbrah killed his brother." Another meaning could be the "Fuck 2009 2008 Forever" steam group that was meme'd about throughout Steam City once.
Other Songs[edit | edit source]
Yabujin - FLASH CASANOVA has the steam notification sound throughout it.
The thumbnail of this video is in relation to a group claimed by the CRYSTAL METH TRUCKERS UNION, Fuck you Bitch ....
Telling the truth to the masses[edit | edit source]
Eddmnd's research[edit | edit source]
References[edit | edit source]
Screenshots of Hank's old avatars / names relating to DJ Gyrotta Zao / Yabujin before anybody knew about him.
Timelines[edit | edit source]
Upload and insert image of when Hank's profile went Private / Friends only, and that reddit comment saying Yabujin's popularity exploded in mid 2021.