CRYSTAL METH TRUCKERS UNION

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METH TRUCKER's truck that he never used because he always hauled shit on his back like a real man
CMTU Steam Group as of 2024.

The CRYSTAL METH TRUCKERS UNION is a raiding group/trucking company associated with the SCGN led by Greasy Gus, founded by Zokh one night when Gus was asleep. They're known for always being two steps ahead, and turning their caps lock on to talk at all times because they're tough and greasy autistic men that scream LIGHTWEIGHT BABY at the top of their lungs. The group currently has 111+ members, and have been involved in usurping many groups throughout Steam City and the Steam website. It's mandatory that to be properly recruited into the group you must go out and kill lot lizards on the street to show your devout loyalty. Members are also paid in samples of grease and they typically haul loads on their back, they have no trucks at the depot.

Groups that have been usurped by the CMTU[edit | edit source]

Groups are typically raided by the CMTU in an attempt to turn them into a trucking depot, this is the list of all known groups that have been usurped by the CMTU. Their methods commonly include "squatting" which is simply just being in the group which startles members, they then engage in a proper raid if necessary, smashing up the place, telling people to kill themselves, etc.


History[edit | edit source]

METH TRUCKER HAULS THE MOON TO HELL[edit | edit source]

This is just an average haul for the CMTU, on one horrific night, METH TRUCKER died along I-80 near Lincoln, Nebraska when hauling the moon to hell on his back. He was killed after ramming himself into a gas station overpopulated with Lot Lizards. The CMTU then went forth and killed every Lot Lizard in Australia.

Slutties Group Raid[edit | edit source]

In April of 2023, a group known as ♥slutties♥ was raided by the CMTU in a bloody annexation war, the war began with members squatting the group in an orchestrated coup in an attempt to force the owner of the group to hand over ownership.

Slutties group owner's response right before destroying all remnants of the war taking place.

During the occupation of the CMTU, they had disrupted the faggots commenting on the group by telling them to kill themselves every time they commented. This caused the fags to start collectively leaving the group, which gained attention from the owner. He ultimately responded and days later, he erased all history of the war happening, banning everyone affiliated with the raid.

The Entire Raid

ULTIMATE BADASSIA[edit | edit source]

ULTIMATE BADASSIA is the head office branch of the CRYSTAL METH TRUCKERS UNION, the greasiest of buff men are placed here to operate everything.

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