METH TRUCKER
METH TRUCKER (also known as LOT LIZARD_HUNTER2195481258192861286312763127895129085) was a proud associate of the CRYSTAL METH TRUCKERS UNION, he was known for being a raging drug addicted violent psychopath scat fetishist, most known his commendable acts of physical violence against Lot Lizards. I-80 was his turf, all truckers hauling on the entire interstate require permits to even go on one lane, if they merge lanes then METH TRUCKER time travels to them and rapes them in a meth induced rampage, hijacking their haul and selling it for meth. Meth Trucker was known to have been born and raised in the deepest of the deep south, and deeper than that, deeper than a fist could be shoved up a lot lizards ass.
Meth Trucker was always known to have hauled everything on his back and walked to his destination, he would carry entire planets on his back if he had to, nothing stopped him. He had calluses the size of mountains too.
Relationship with BIG TRUCKER 74[edit | edit source]
BIG TRUCKER 74 was the only man matched in terms of meth induced rampage power to METH TRUCKER. Naturally, due to working for the same company, they were allies. They once hauled 586212545 gas stations to Jacksonville from the Mariana Trench in 2 minutes, all while killing 125982169176156771251961798678216 lot lizards in the process.
Death[edit | edit source]
On February 25th, 2022, Meth Trucker died on I-80 near Lincoln, Nebraska upon hauling the entire Moon to Hell. He died while trying to kill a bunch of fucking lot lizards, so in that aspect he died as both a hero and doing what he loved most. As a result of the death of the best trucker out of all the depots, the CMTU avenged his death by killing every single lot lizard in Australia.