BIG TRUCKER 74
BIG TRUCKER 74 is one of Earth's last remaining giants, known for being the biggest trucker to ever exist, affiliated with the CRYSTAL METH TRUCKERS UNION. He was once allied with METH TRUCKER, often destroying the populace of lot lizards together in haste. He's known to also huff gasoline to give him superpowers, he's also a major alcoholic and has calluses the size of mountains. He once competed in the WWE and that's how he gained his world renowned fame worldwide, often wrestling in grease only, the only title he ever fought was the Super Grease Autistic Yong Yong Yong Championship of the Universe.
BIG TRUCKER 74 was known to have been born in Rhodesia, but just where Rhodesia physically was, this was millions of years before Rhodesia even existed (78,412,566 BC.) It's unknown how he became a trucker, but an urban legend tells a paul bunyan-esque story about BIG TRUCKER 74 and how he once drove a truck the size of the entire Pan American Highway, even building it. Apparently for 14 years, the Earth was a giant highway built by BIG TRUCKER 74 until he destroyed it because he got bored.
