D-J Conflict

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This is what the war looked like.

The D-J Conflict was a conflict between J Town (formerly known as J Gang Indonesia) and D Gang Malaysia that took place in Steam City. Billions died

History[edit | edit source]

Beginning[edit | edit source]

In July of 2023 after Eddmnd had usurped the entire J Town district of Steam City from the now anti gooner activist Hank (also known at this time as "nashe"), establishing a new fascist government in the district centred around my little pony and this awful sounding shit, seemingly unrelated, an ancient paramilitary group dating back thousands of years in Chiraq known as D Gang Malaysia had reached the Steam City Badlands around the same time and was quickly usurped (for absolutely zero beneficial reason by the way) by mercs from the CRYSTAL METH TRUCKERS UNION by brute force, subsequently handing leadership over to The 50% where a corrupted zokh clone became their new king. As a result, the d gang began recruiting zoomers that listen to bladee, Ecco2K, Thaiboy Digital, Rebzyyx and whatever other faggy zoomer shit they listen to in order to pursue their agenda of nuking the Arasaka Tower.

The J Gang also began their own propaganda campaign by simply saying "j" everywhere they went, the D Gang had the same idea. When they both caught attention of this, they declared immediate total war and TND IV. Many areas of Steam City became divided as a result.

The Great Duel[edit | edit source]

A battle simply known as the "great duel" occurred on July 23rd, 2023 on this group where the two leaders had clashed in a powerful fight sequence which resulted them both getting community banned for "upvoting suspicious content." Sal's deceased ghost had spectated the duel, claiming to be neutral at the time until a very short time after he had joined the ranks of the J Gang. Once they were unbanned, they considered declaring a truce for about 0.01 seconds but that was quickly discarded and they continued battling.

The Great J Gang Scare[edit | edit source]

Upon the creation of the official d gang malaysia steam group, an alleged member of the J Gang had infiltrated the group, he was interrogated for 2 seconds until leaving on his own. Those 2 seconds of panic certainly made history. Afterwards, the J Gang had continued performing drive by's outside the D Gang HQ located in the Big Shot District, the D gang did the same at the official J Town group. davidcito739 had later joined the ranks of the J gang as well, proving his true neutrality to be nothing but a fallacy.

The r/enderpearl Peace Treaty[edit | edit source]

August 11th, 2023 was when a second peace offering came to the board. Zokh (using the alias dgang2012), Eddmnd (ONGEZELLIG) and the Lieutenant Braphog General of the D gang, Binkus (rape1488) had watched Ghetto Smosh, got a grade school education about the soy lore and discovered that booru and Xt.Bunny were plotting to bring down Gabriel Santos Mariano. The peace treaty had failed and the war continued.

The Xt.Bunny-Booru TTD War[edit | edit source]

This is a conspiracy theory.

Aftermath[edit | edit source]

Neither won.