Gabriel Santos Mariano
| Gabriel Santos Mariano | |
|---|---|
| |
| Perfection Personified. | |
| Age | 1,000,000 |
| Race | Brazilian-Marianokin |
| Born | El Dorado |
| Familia | Eric Mariano (brother)
Priscilla Santos Mariano (smoking hot sister, give me her @ XD) |
| Abilities | |
| Notable Powers | Gooning
Doxxing Himself Killing Niggers Lifting waits |
| Faggot | |
| Weaknesses | Allowing his homosexuality to get the better of him. |
Gabriel Santos Mariano (also known as Off-Brand Johnny Sins, The Last Marianoborn, The Soul Of Winner, etc.) is a schizophrenic Brazilian-Marianokin Steam City celebrity who is known for his once prevalent acts of running the Steam City porn industry as well as being a world renowned gym guru on an online gaming platform. While he was once incredibly powerful, even feared by many, he has since fallen off severely as a result of the G!S,M.-SCGN War that occurred in late 2023. His story is incredibly powerful, and due to his past he is seen as one of the most influential denizens of Steam City.
Give him a call for a good time 💋[edit | edit source]
+55 11 99151-9036
Maybe you can email him too: GabrielSantosMariano@outlook.com.br
Or pull up to his crib: Grajaú 04822150 São Paulo, SP, Brazil
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Born in the lost city of El Dorado in 1,000,000 BC, the only known direct last descendent of Super Saiyan Mariano, being his great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandson, Gabriel's birth was seen as a prophesized outcome, which is known as the Marianoborn Prophecy, a prophecy in which a powerful enough descendant of Super Saiyan Mariano will conquer the entire Allahverse and unite the fallen Marianokin now reincarnated powerful warlord goblins and frost trolls of the Marianoverse in a conquest to rule over all of existence forever. Gabriel was the very last mortal with direct Marianokin ancestry in the entire known Universe which meant it was up to him to fulfil this prophecy. Gabriel grew up in the amazon rainforest and at the age of 3, he teamed up with Primeiro Comando da Capital to fucking kill prostitutes in favela's and he fucking killed an entire civilization that was living there in secret with only his bare fists. He was diagnosed with aunstism at age 5 and he overcome it though because he's so powerful and he once met OBTWill back in 1995 and they fought in space and almost destroyed half of the moon but neither of them won because they declared a truce due to their power (they could've destroyed the Universe) but then Francis Friday created Eric Mariano in order to stop Gabriel from being able to destroy the universe which decreased his power but that isn't to say he still isn't a powerful motherfucker.
Familia[edit | edit source]
Eric[edit | edit source]
Eric Mariano is Gabriel's evil twin brother that looks exactly like Gabriel, except he doesn't suffer from baldness. Eric had grown his beautiful luscious locks merely to spite Gabriel as they had never gotten along with each other during their childhood. Eric used to beat the ever living shit out of Gabriel and he used to hit him with a metal pole. A devilish act Eric had done to Gabriel was in 2014 when he had framed Gabriel for creating a child porn video that featured a kidnapped Brazilian baby getting sexually abused and hit with a rock, although Eric had actually made the video and not Gabriel. Eric Mariano currently works for Toxic Coffee Corporations and has been Toxic Coffee's "buddy" since 1997 after he had helped Toxic Coffee build his mud hut in the same year. The reason Eric hates Gabriel so much is because Gabriel is the only person in his family with Marianokin blood, why is he the only one? No reason at all, it just happened.
Priscilla[edit | edit source]
Priscilla Santos Mariano is Gabriel's hot latina sister. Gabriel basically has a sexual attraction towards her, as one notable steam group owned by gabriel (https://steamcommunity.com/groups/PriscillaSantosMariano) acts as a cum shrine dedicated to her.
Eric Mariano's Dad[edit | edit source]
While not biologically related to Gabriel, since Gabriel's dad once had an affair with another man and that created Eric but Eric Mariano's dad didn't want him after he gave birth. Gabriel's ultimate goal is to beat the shit out of this guy, for zero reason, it's just on his bucket list.
Legacy[edit | edit source]
Founding The Nofap Movement[edit | edit source]
Gabriel Founded the nofap movement when he was 4 years old on a whim upon destroying the Inca Empire. It wouldn't be until 2011 his work would be recognized, but not as his work. Though he didn't want to be recognized for it.
Career As A Pornstar[edit | edit source]
Gaining fame in Steam City around 2017 and potentially earlier, old mate Gabriel was once known to merely upload porn on Steam and dox himself in the midst which is how everyone knows his facebook which publicly displays his home address and phone number. A quick search on XNXX and Xvideos, one can easily find videos of Gabriel wanking himself off, no he doesn't film himself fucking girls because one of Gabriel's quotes goes as follows: "If you watch porn, a man fucking a woman, you are gay for jerking off to a dick going inside of a pussy, you should kill yourself and leave the samsara."
During his long career, it also believed that Gabriel ran multiple girls onlyfans as he is evidently friends with whore women on Steam, because that's obviously why he would have them added.
Power and Influence[edit | edit source]
Gabriel's sheer power was also backed by how he had sway over all the steam comment bots that spam shit everyday like fucking spastics. What makes this so powerful though is that the comment bots are run by people who are evidently able to get steam users banned in less than 15 minutes, so Gabriel could effectively erase someone's existence on Steam at his will. That's fucking power right there, nigger.
Gym Guru[edit | edit source]
Gabriel used to film himself working out when he was locked up in prison in 2014 for his statutory rape charges and he would go on to release them when he became a prophet later on. Gabriel would listen to norwegian black metal while doing his cardio workouts. His workout routine would consist of doing 5 minutes of cardio a week, with 4 hardmew reps. Though Gabriel had tons of trouble from haters, a notable one being Duncan Moore, who foreshadowed that Gabriel was a gay cunt who was into shemales but nobody listened to Duncan at the time and he was crucified for telling the truth.
The Soulsiano Prophet[edit | edit source]
After Gabriel fucking broke out of prison after becoming insanely buff, he grew a walter white goatee and instantly became a prophet, his disciples were notably many members of the SCGN who ultimately became his loyal guardians. After becoming a prophet he began to work out for 20 minutes a week, that's how insanely powerful he became. After raping the rabid pitbull with aids to prove his status of power, he climbed on top of the Great Poop Mound to shout the 12 Rules For Life although it was about not doing drugs instead of beheading and killing niggers, although that had been implied too. He subsequently took control of the Brazilian government, with the goal of forming the third Marianokin Empire. He usurped all of South America except for Argentina as that was ruled by Nelson Hernandez and YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH NELSON HERNANDEZ.
The Gabriel Disciples[edit | edit source]
Here are a few out of Gabriel's millions of disciples and followers performing an amazonian spirit dance in honour of Gabriel.
Here's a notable Gabriel disciple, Michael Jackson Costa Rodrigues, laughing about fucking I don't fucking know cunt how about you use your imagination.
Rap Battle With Syberian[edit | edit source]
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Syberian was some fucking gay cunt who used to comment really gay shit everywhere on the entire Steam platform and just wouldn't shut his fucking mouth. Toxic Coffee's militia of alt accounts would tell him to kill himself every time he would write a steam comment. One day Syberian challenged the champ to a rap battle because Gabriel once beat the shit out of Syberian's dad at a mcdonalds for no reason, although this was actually said to be a fair fight. Who won? The champ because he had a cassowary come in and fucking poke Syberian's eyes out because Gabriel said: "Rapping is for niggers. I am not a nigger." Syberian then turned to salt after Gabriel demanded Sheogorath to fuck him up.
FUCK IS YOU TRYNA SAY KING? SPEAK UP! 🗣️📢 SPEAK UP CHAMP I CAN'T HEAR YOU ⚡❗[edit | edit source]
THE CHAMPS BIG BIRTHDAY BASH[edit | edit source]
Beating Up Eric Mariano's Dad[edit | edit source]
On September 11th, 2023 Gabriel finally fucking beat that piece of shit up. Fucking cunt had it coming to him even though nobody knows what he did, because hating Eric Mariano's Dad is like hating Donald Trump.
The Soul Of Winner Incident[edit | edit source]
A notable group of Gabriel's once known as Soul Of Winner, was usurped by the Farters Gang, a gang of ruffians from Chiraq that had a long term plan to mog the fuck out of Gabriel by sexually grooming him into shaving his powerful Goatee. Upon usurping the group they wrote really racist things in the group description like "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" like that's really fucking racist cunt, how the fuck are you gonna fucking say that so casually cunt?
How Gabriel failed his people[edit | edit source]
On October 17th, 2023, Gabriel commented something so insanely unfuckingfunny and possibly homosexual on Toxic Coffee's profile that it made Coffee question the champ himself (with simply the phrase: "what"), which is something nobody has ever done. This sent a shockwave across the entire Earth, causing a mud flood in Pakistan and some guys farm in probably the outskirts of Gary, Indiana. This began the G!S,M.-SCGN War, a war that not only occurred in Steam City but occurred throughout all of Earth, it was so drastic that it made entire landmasses form such as New Togland, and even a white rapist uprising in Hungary led by Derwehrwolf. Gabriel had renamed Brazil to Marianolandia and began fucking shit up left right and center with his nearly unstoppable army of comment bots as well as his hidden lion Marianoborn powers. Gabriel lost the war, but due to the fact that Uzbekistan got involved after Gabriel had told Sansfungus2012 that he couldn't hawk no tuah like he did. A lore guide was published documenting Gabriel's fall from grace: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3071283165 During the war, Toxic Coffee and his associates from Toxic Coffee Corp contacted Gabriel's dad and told him about the videos he's made wanking off. Gabriel's dad disowned him, but not because of that, but because Gabriel grew fucking hair and shaved his powerful goatee like a bitch. Gabriel then made a video apologizing to his dad where it's literally just a sped up video of himself doing his powerful workout. The video in question is now private but you know what fucking here it is anyway:
Share this video with everyone you know... friends and enemies even...
Quotes[edit | edit source]
- ""Deliverance became my keyword." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Luck, coincidence, chance. Are terms to diminute things. They don't exist." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Genuine good never worsen. If anything, it improves." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "There's no escape from the truth. Which is good. Sinner." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "If you don't put yourself in your place someone else will do that for you." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "If it doesn't add, keep it to yourself. Better yet, discard it." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "You can't hide anything. Try and you'll fail." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "We get the s* we deserve." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "I am a gamer that don't game." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Keep 100. Nothing less." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "A good woman equals perfection." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Choose your wife wisely, she's meant to be your one and only." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "I love symmetry and harmony and yes that includes on our own bodies." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Surrounding myself by geniuses it's only right that I gotta become one." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Drug free tho never used these dopes." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Maintain distance from evil and it'll cease to exist." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Even thinking about committing mistake is a grave sin." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Don't be a bitch, be you a man or a woman, there's a clear distinction, never cross that line." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Never pervert goodness." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Never dignify evilness." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Never exercise futility." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Never doubt. It ain't good for the soul. Which certainty is the essence." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Never act foolish purposelessly." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Never put blame on others. Just yourself." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Never make foundationless assumptions." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Never underestimate each other. Our potential is the same." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Never indulge in mediocrity. It leads to nowhere." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Never self-sabotage. Do the opposite instead." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Never lower oneself. Above us just God." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Rely on God for true mercy. Mine only goes so far." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "If you are pushed against the wall use good against evil but remember, never tempt God." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "We have no right to be weak and/or complain with God by our side." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Logic of men is flawed. Faith in God is final." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Human stupidity knows no bounds. Don't be swayed by it. True wisdom comes from God. Let Him inspire you." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Contrary to popular belief, success don't come out of thin air." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Play me for a fool and you'll regret it." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Let nobody take advantage of your good will." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Balance simplicity, complexity, compromise." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Presentation affects digestibility." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Go for the win is my goal. Let it be yours too." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "If you are thinking about pleasing everyone. Don't. None ever could." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "The truest the truth. The hurtest the hurt." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "In truth the 'issue' is in ourselves." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "The 'butterfly effect' is a fact not a theory." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Wise men make peace not war." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Be assertive like I am now." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "If you embrace good and nullify evil you'll become incorruptible." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano.
- "Don't let your efforts go to waste. Evaluate everything. Move with purpose. Make it count. You'll do no wrong by following these to the letter. Do right and the rest is granted." - Gabriel! Santos, Mariano."
Links[edit | edit source]
- Steam Profile: https://steamcommunity.com/id/aGabrielSantosMariano
- Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GabrielSantosMarianoficial/
- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/aGabrielSantosMariano/