Marianokin
The Marianokin were a superhuman race of 67"11' half human-half spinosaurus from South America with their origins dating back to Alaska in 899,302,000,000 BC. They were believed to be a prolific race that conquered the entire Earth and the entire Solar System after breaking through the firmanent during the reign of the first and second Marianokin Empire.
History[edit | edit source]
Origins[edit | edit source]
It's known that the Marianokin first began as a race when Super Saiyan Mariano pulled a Yakub and conducted a breeding experiment on all the species that inhabited Alaska when it was the only island on Earth during the earliest periods of the First Civilization Era, in order to create the race of Marianokin. The species that were involved in the breeding experiments were the Fartians and Spinosaurus' and at least 485,000 other species that are unknown.
The Soulsiano Period[edit | edit source]
Super Saiyan Mariano decided to give these beings an entire landmass to conquer, so he created South America with his bare hands although some suggest that termites assisted him in its creation. Greasy Gus, having created North America beforehand that were at the time home to North American Fartians and Proto-Gus Mutants, said to Super Saiyan Mariano that he doesn't want his shitskin race going through his land to get to South America, and to prove he was serious, some mutants created the Darien Gap to prevent entry. The Marianokin, following Super Saiyan Mariano then just walked on fucking water and went that way, arriving in Western Amazonia, a now broken off chunk of South America that went on to form the eastern half of Dchildpornia hundreds of billions of years later. They first built the city of El Dorado that would become the first capital of the kingdom of Soulsianolandia until 2 weeks later they built 800 more cities and decided to make the capital Champ City after a major civil war that lasted 5 minutes. The Marianokin civilization primarily revolved around the production of Czechoslovakian porn and spending your grandmother's inheritance on such shit. When the Marianokin first began building shit in South America they noticed a population of Jews started to appear but they exiled them in due time as they were attempting to stop the production of Czechoslovakian porn by attempting to guilt trip the populace of Marianokin into claiming it was racist, sexist and bigoted.
Looksmaxxing Renaissance[edit | edit source]
During the earlier periods of Soulsianolandian history, the Marianokin realized that Super Saiyan Mariano was a 98 ft chad with a thick neck and a razor sharp jawline and hunter eyes with a positive canthal tilt. Many officially declared it to be over at that point, including one notorious incel known as 10-Sets-Or-Die-Trying who outcasted himself from society to conquer Niue and tame all the Spinosaurus' to serve him under the First Empire Of Niue, all because he was rejected by an autistic e-girl.
This is when Super Saiyan Mariano introduced his people to looksmaxxing, something he himself invented. He taught his people the ways of mewing, doing neck curls, and sit ups and jelqmaxxing which made them an insanely powerful race all around. The Marianokin then adopted a hatred towards foids, because they were confused as to why they didn't want to fuck them despite how perfectly symmetrical their faces became due to sticking their tongue up to the roof of their mouth for years on end. The Marianokin then just decided to kill all women and since we all know men can get pregnant, they just fucked each other, but not out of homosexuality it was solely to reproduce.
Marianokin Food Chain[edit | edit source]
In Marianokin culture, citizens were defined by a caste system that they would refer to as a food chain based on how many hardmew/neck curl/jelq reps they can do. The ranking went as follows:
33 year olds that live in a gated cul de sac, has 9 kids, makes six figures a year, white picket fence, nice half inch green lawn, wife that lets him say the n word occasionally, voted for Ronald Reagan, plays catch with his son, american flag on a flag pole out the front, sturdy front door with a glass door over it with a lion doorknocker, freshly baked pie on the windowsill, just wants to fucking grill, kids run a lemonade stand out the front of the house, freshly sealed wood porch with guardrails and stairs that are neatly screwed in, navy blue rooftop with plastic white gutters, a pet dog named fido and a doghouse in the corner of his white picket fenced in perfectly half inch cut green grass lawn with a bone outside of the entrance of the doghouse. every day the newspaper boy throws the paper perfectly outside of his house and he picks it up with white slippers and a robe on with a delicious cup of coffee and he waves at his friends saying "hello neighbor!” Every Sunday he goes to the protestant church and doesn’t donate any money and is just there to be there. and when he comes home from work his wife bakes him a nice apple pie with a scent that goes up his nose lifting him into the air and he closes his eyes and smiles and pretends hes a bird flapping his hands through the door into the kitchen. Every evening he takes his son out to bike together around the cul de sac and they run into his quarterback friend from high school and they talk for hours at a time and joins him for a backyard barbequeue. > unemployed morbidly obese montenegran manchildren that live with their 106 year old great great grandmother and collect bolivian & czechoslovakian porn > unemployed people that clean the mcdonalds bathroom for free > people that pretend to be lazer tag staff > lazer tag staff > mall cop > lieutenant street cop > spinosaurus > lion > mountain gorilla > coughing baby > wolf > dawg > stinkbug > hyena > deer > this guy:
> carrot > Stinkbug with all its legs tied together with sewing string being held upside down in a 5 liter bowl of carrot juice in myanmar with daniel tigers neighborhood playing on a tv in the background 5 feet away> bellybutton lint from heard and macdonald island that floated across the pacific ocean and flew under a dumpster in Saskatchewan.
The First Marianokin Empire[edit | edit source]
The race would then prosper after Greasy Gus abandoned his own empire that encompassed all of North America to meditate in the astral realm of Noongarrripi to gain elite Dreamtime knowledge for 899 Billion years. The Marianokin then renamed Soulsianolandia to the Marianokin Empire and just conquered North America, fighting the remnants of the Fartians and Proto-Gus Mutants and driving them to extinction. The Marianokin then travelled the Uzbeki Ocean (Atlantic Ocean) and conquered Atlantis until arriving on Afroeurasia where they made contact with the Uzbeki 6 Year Olds. The Marianokin and the Uzbeki 6 Year Olds refused to go to war because all the Uzbeki 6 Year Olds wanted was a large area surrounding the Caspian Sea as well as a few islands in the Philippines for complex reasons. All of Earth except for the Second Uzbeki Civilization, and the Empire Of Niue was conquered. They couldn't conquer Niue solely because the Spinosaurus' were far too powerful.
Eventually, the Marianokin were believed to have evolved to a point of developing space travel and were able to break through the firmament to conquer other Planes Of Existence and the entire Solar System. At this time, Super Saiyan Mariano put his advisor in charge, his name is simply referred to as "The Leader Of The Marianokin Tribe." Being the king of the Fuck Jupiter Society branch of the empire beforehand, he was responsible for exposing all of the Marianokin to anti-Jupiter propaganda and sought to destroy it because he was a Time Traveller and wanted to delay the Fatism uprising for a long time. They ended up going to war with the entire planet, not the beings living on it, the actual planet iself, and destroyed it with an army of Marianokin Lion Barbarians. This war was known as the Marianokin-Jupiter War.
During the apocalypse that ended the first of Earth's global civilization caused by the rise of the Marianokin Hardmew Cult, the Marianokin all died and ascended to the Allahverse to create the Marianoverse in order to preserve themselves until they returned to Earth again to conquer it. Most remnants of Marianokin civilization was destroyed by Super Saiyan Mariano himself due to the buddhist philosophy of building giant detailed cities in minecraft and deleting them right after. It's unknown where exactly Super Saiyan Mariano went to, although many believe he stayed inside the Earth's core for billions of years to talk to Vishnu and Baby Kata and live amongst Machine Elves.
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The Second Marianokin Empire[edit | edit source]
The Second Marianokin Empire had been formed in 91,246,946 BC after Super Saiyan Mariano led an invasion on Earth which would be an event dubbed as the Marianokin New World Order. They first took Cold Island and subsequently the rest of Earth following years of invasions fighting 14,000 empires all at once. The empire mainly existed just to conquer everything in sight, similar to the Mongol Empire. Notably, they built the greatest city ever, Dubai and then made it their capital in 90,148,943 BC because they knew that Dubai is at the exact centre of the Earth. The empire would meet its demise around 88,148,881 BC in a war known as the Niuean-Marianokin World War where the Marianokin fought an invasion of Nephilim, Jews and Spinosaurus' in Cold Island led by Chowder Strong MDDDCXCCXXVVVVLLLVIII. Neither had won the war because Super Saiyan Mariano had killed himself in order to both turn Cold Island permanently cold and to rid Earth of all Jews.
Extinction[edit | edit source]
After Super Saiyan Mariano killed himself, the Marianokin were left without a leader and were eventually believed to have been annihilated by Independent Black Women of the Amazon following thousands of years of tribal existence since the fall of their empire. All deceased Marianokin ascended back to the Marianoverse where they humbly remain awaiting a new leader fit to lead them in the rise of the Third Empire.
The Failed Marianoborn Prophecy[edit | edit source]
After the Marianokin died out as a race, with their true leader Super Saiyan Mariano dead, the fate of the Marianokin resided in the hands of the last known barer of Marianokin blood, Gabriel Santos Mariano, though his attempts at reforming the Marianokin to their former glory failed due to avid homosexuality that caused his downfall. It's unknown if anyone else on Earth has the potential to fulfil this prophecy though there have been attempts made by the SCGN to convince South Americans found in Userphone City that they are prophets and must fulfil their duties.