Foids
Foids (AKA Women, whores, bitches, cunts, baby factories, cum dumpsters, penis caps/gyms, kitchen slaves, the hole, sammich maker, bringer of the beer and she who sleeps on the wet spot) are a foul demon race of annoying, dumb, inferior, shitty gender pieces of flesh around the vagina that don't invent or discover things, except for perhaps sandwiches. It has been scientifically proven that women have smaller brains than men, and as such women are to be treated like sex-objects as porn has chosen to educate and reminded us. They exist only to fulfill four functions: be procreatively seductives, cooking, cleaning, fucking, and looking after babby. Foids exist on the internet for minimal purposes, and it's usually because they want to seek some sort of attention hence why they're only really ever seen on social media. Ugly women tend to visit places like 4Chan City even though they are a rarity, they do this because it's the only place where they'll actually be given attention (from male losers), unlike the real world.
People like to impersonate women on the internet as well, these people are known as transgenders, and they act as the arch nemesis to the foids, attempting to make them obsolete which they will never succeed in doing (because they can't give birth LOL.)
The only real point of talking to women online is for grooming and harassment, since they lack personality (their 'personality' changes depending on the cock they've got in their mouth) and can't hold a conversation as well as provide anything innovative to the internet due to their low iq worse than Aboriginals. Foids also like to destroy which is the only trait transgenders actually have in common with them. They are foul blood sucking creatures and you must never have sex (or e-sex) with one, it will ruin your life and will make you forget that Adolf Hitler talked to fucking aliens, REMEMBER THIS. Their entire existence is materialistic and has no actual substance, hence why they need a man to treat them mean and keep them keen, feminism is a myth. There are also women out there that are in fact so braindead that they have an addiction to receiving notifications on they mf phone which is why a majority of women in their late teens and 20's have at least 10 unread message notifications on every messaging app they use.
Breeds[edit | edit source]
Proof that women have smaller brains than men[edit | edit source]
See: here
It has always been a universally recognized scientific and historic fact that the female brain is smaller than its male counterpart. It is for this reason alone that it's not safe to educate women or allow them into universities, as too much knowledge in short periods of time will fry their puny brains. In fact, French scientist Gustave LeBon even discovered that women of the lower races had brains that were more closer in size to that of gorillas than the fully developed male brain. It could also be suggested that females from certain intellectually inferior nations have IQ points in the 65-70 range. Women don't think well, what they say is not valid. Aside from having animal-sized brains, women also suffer from a disease known as menstruation. There are many theories as to why women bleed for the majority of their lifespan like a dying animal, some philosophers such as Aristotle claimed it was due to the fact that women are failed humans, incomplete beings who bleed because they have not fully developed in the womb (into males). Their periods attract bears, not the type of bear a twink would go balls deep on, but in fact a blood-hungry wood creature who can smell the menstruation.
Communicating with a foid[edit | edit source]
"Don't try to understand foids. Foids understand foids and they hate each other." - quote from someone probably important
Women have "evolved" to have verbal fights with men, so that they can either feel powerful, try to deny a man his rightful use of her vagina or simply because they like drama, losing battles and being revenge-fucked. An interesting article goes on about the many ways men might try to fight back with women. Although all men know the proper way is to tell her once. If that doesn't work, send that sassy bitch flying into the kitchen with a swift cunt punt. Once in the kitchen, she will feel obliged to build you a sandwich.
NOTE: Men still can't in any circumstance get into a physical brawl with a woman, but it doesn't apply the other way around. This is called the Double Standard and men must act like this is the 1950's, except back then women knew what their place was.
Obtaining a Foid[edit | edit source]
If you're a virgin, yet you've accepted that the Truecel mentality isn't for you and you don't want to get into heaven, that's fine, live how you please, but don't blame the philosophers when DMX is raping you with 10000 hounds in Hell Hell Hell Plus One. Here's what you have to do:
- Be an asshole: The last thing a woman wants and deserves is respect. If you think women give a fuck about personality, you clearly haven't been around one before (your mother doesn't count, she just pretends to give a shit about you because she knows that she'll have to deal with you for the rest of her life).
- Looks are everything: If you don't look like an androgynous celebrity that's 30 pounds underweight, you'll never get a woman. Lose some weight and get a sense of fashion. Every woman and gay man's first impression is based on the total retail value of the clothes that a person is wearing. If you don't know what clothes to wear, read any "romance" book. Before anything "romantic" (sex) happens on said books, the author will always, always, describe the clothes that the hero and heroine are wearing in precise detail.
- During dates, once again, be an asshole: Before a woman becomes willing to have sex with you, you must convinced her that you are a natural leader. Since you aren't, pretend that you are for at least the 20 first dates. If you don't, she will run off with someone with actual muscles and a fat wallet (all women will fuck anything that pays).
- During sex, remember, women don't like anal sex, they love it. The more a woman screams and tells you to stop, the better you are at pleasing her!
Proof Women Are Demons[edit | edit source]
Women were created by Satan in order to corrupt men with sexual sin. If you mate with a female at all, you will go to Hell. The appropriate advice is to become a repugnant incel loser and ensure that you will never get laid. Also wear a "VIRGINITY ROCKS" shirt in public to show people you will go to Jannah and live amongst god's kingdom.
