DMX

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DMX is used to refer to three individuals, the founder and indirect ruler of the in-fucking-credibly ancient society of Houndia DMX I, the late visionary bard-prophet and hound expert DMX and the CIA terminigger DMX MKII, responsible for the Second Dawg Extermination Event

DMX I[edit | edit source]

DMX I was a warmonger, a psychopath and an evil scientist allegedly born in Cold Island during its second unfrozen state after the Second Cold Island Ice Age had concluded in 99,409,004 BC. DMX I was known to have ended the entire Coldislandian Civilization by means of nuclear warfare, ordered to do this by Mossad in exchange for hookers and cocaine. After ending the civilization, he had began breeding a new species of dawg known as Houndians, although these dawgs weren't evil and dangerous pieces of shit unlike modern day dawgs. The Houndians were anthropomorphic and served as an ignorant bottomfeeder slave race to the Martian Jews, DMX I was merely the one to create them. DMX I had ruled the society of Houndia for a few thousand years, until the Martian Jews had killed him off due to him plotting to end the entire Jewish race, he was essentially going to train the dawgs to kill them and only them, and rape their children and such. The Houndians were trained to kill the Jews, although this led to the complete destruction of Houndia via a nuclear war known as the Great Houndia Nuclear War. This wasn't the last that was heard of DMX however, as he had sold his soul to Francis Friday in order to take the form of another being on Earth without his previous memory being erased and what not. DMX I currently rules the Dawg Kennel plane of Hell Hell Hell Plus One, and has been ruling it ever since he was killed. During his time, he had used the reckoned souls of unrighteous Houndians to breed the ultimate demon race of dawgs that are seen in modern day on Earth. He had forced them to endlessly fuck each other forever. Breeding them and perfecting them to unleash a new form of evil upon the Earth for what the "CIA Niggers" did, he had unleashed the dawgs to Earth in 1,430,000 BC. DMX I's soul had returned to Earth, subsequently taking the form of DMX the hip hop artist millions of years later in order to plague the Earth with the First Dawg Extermination Event as well the Second Dawg Extermination Event thousands of years after. DMX I also rivals with Tony, a scientist that was hired by Jews to stop the dawgs. Tony had invented the coughing babies in order to reduce the damage that the dawgs were causing. When Tony died, DMX I had sentenced him to be raped forever by 14,000 rabid pitbulls with aids.

DMX[edit | edit source]

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//(Visionary, Teacher, Exemplar, and later, Martyr)// DMX was a prominent bard, poet, prophet, and later scientist. He is notable for having forewarned of the Second Dawg Extermination Event through his music and public performances. He would often preach about the existential threat the hounds posed if they went unpunished, and to this end, vowed to find a final solution to the hound problem. DMX was widely regarded as the foremost expert on the subject of hounds, and how to administer punishment to said hounds. He would go on to develop theories on hound punishment and to this effect he had drawn the ire of intelligence agencies such as the CIA, which, due to being controlled by Satan, saw it fit to retain the unpunished hounds to terrorize the fair citizens of the Gabyverse. The CIA then got to work on attempting to infiltrate and subvert the mind of DMX, but those attempts were futile, as DMX was of a strong mind and resistant to the MKULTRA tactics of the glowniggers, instead he would go on to find the Poopytown Institute of Hound Punishment in 1975 which was an organization dedicated solely to finding ways to punish hounds, and to avert the coming Second Dawg Extermination Event]]]. After 7 years of diligent research DMX had finally found a solution to the hound problem, a final solution. He was convinced his plan to punish the hounds would be effective in averting the Second Dawg Extermination Event] and gave a public address to the people of the Gabyverse.

[[f<image mqdefault.jpg]] //"dem dawg muhfuggas be fearin me cuz I iz tellin y'all muhfuggen bitches that dey dawg question is answered, by your real nigga I, DMX so I is tellin' y'all asses dat dey rule of da dawgs is coming to an end y'all get whatumsayin niggas this shit is REAL dem dawgs gonna know dey place" - excerpt from DMX on the dawg question, 1982, shortly before his death//

After DMX gave his address on the dawg question, the CIA realized that something had to be done, and it had to be done quickly. On March 15, 1982, while DMX was in the final stages of publishing //The Hound Question - And How To Answer It// he was raided in his secure bunker beneath the [[[Poopytown Institute of Hound Punishment]]] by a contingent of heavily armed CIA agents, what ensued was a massive gunfight and the subsequent bombing of the institute which led to it's complete destruction. DMX was reported as having taken out 53 agents singlehandedly with his "gang shit blickys and fire ass choppas" before succumbing to mortal wounds caused by the 23 gunshot wounds he had sustained. In the censored jew media he was reported as having died from an overdose while holding the "most wilin' ass muhfuggen party known to man" in the institute's assembly hall. The body of DMX was never recovered and instead all that was found were ashes, which were presumed to be of DMX. People noted it as unusual for the body of DMX to be completely destroyed, with only the ashes remaining, if he had truly died of an overdose, but the goyim. stupid as always, just had to look up jew fact checkers to sate their curiosities. A coroner report later confirmed that DMX had died from an overdose, although how the coroner could determine that without a body is unknown, but the authorities wouldn't ever lie so the conclusion is 100% factual and not a psyop designed to fool the stupid fucking goyim. A closed casket funeral was held for DMX on 20 April, 1982.

With the death of DMX came the death of Hound Punishment Theory, as well as the death of the only hope of averting the impending Second Dawg Extermination Event]]]. The hounds were now fit to terrorize the world as they pleased, as there was no fear of the hounds being punished. Satan rewarded the then director of the CIA, William J. Casey and his subservient mooks by throwing a wild pool party, where they fucked kids and played ping pong with balls of indeterminate origin. Now, the reign of the hounds was truly uncontested, and nobody could stop them, as their only true rival was now rendered incapable of punishing the hounds. After this, nobody would see or hear of DMX until two years later, when he suddenly emerged, now completely unrecognizable, as DMX MKII, the most powerful CIA terminigger to have ever existed.

DMX MKII[edit | edit source]

image https://staticg.sportskeeda.com/editor/2021/04/2ad64-16179907683181-800.jpg?w=840 //(DMX MKII pictured, about to unleash the hounds)// DMX MKII is the current incarnation of DMX who first appeared in 1984, who is an altered cyborg CIA terminigger that was created from the DNA of DMX that was harvested after the Battle of the Poopytown Institute of Hound Punishment. The CIA created DMX MKII so that they would be able to directly control the hounds, not to punish them but to use the hounds as a weapon, turning a violent, chaotic force of nature into a devastating super weapon capable of wiping out entire continents and annihilating baby populations. During this time, DMX MKII released a song, completely different in tone from his predecessor, called //X' Gon Give It To Ya// which mocked the goyim about the unleashed hounds and told about how he will destroy the Gabyverse by unleashing the Second Dawg Extermination Event. This unprecedented level of hound rampage and destruction led to Satan deciding it would soon be time for the Second Dawg Extermination Event]]] and appointed DMX MKII as the director of the CIA after William J. Casey was found dead in his bed after a long night of popping viagra and doing 40 sex starved broads. [[[Satan]]] also appointed DMX MKII as the prime houndlord of the Gabyverse.

On April 20th, 3865 AD on the 1883rd anniversary of the funeral of the original DMX, after a short delay (attributed to a disagreement and subsequent argument DMX MKII and Satan had over the best way to rape nigger babies) the Second Dawg Extermination Event had finally begun. And nobody could do anything about it. It was truly OVER.

X Gon' Give It To Ya[edit | edit source]

Urr-Urr Yeah, uh, yeah (grr), yeah, uh (Grr) Yeah, don't get it twisted This rap shit is mine, motherfucker! It's not a fuckin' game Fuck what you heard! (Grr) It's what you hearin' (It's what you hearin') It's what you hearin' (Listen) It's what you hearin' (Listen) It's what you hearin' (Listen)

X gon' give it to ya (What?) Fuck waitin' for you to get it on your own X gon' deliver to ya (Uh) Knock knock, open up the door, it's real With the non-stop, pop pop of stainless steel Go hard, getting busy with it (Ooh) But I got such a good heart That I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it (Yeah) Damn right, and I'll do it again (Yeah) 'Cause I am right so I gots to win (Uh, uh, uh) Break bread with the enemy (What?) But no matter how many cats I break bread with I'll break who you sendin' me (Yeah) You motherfuckers never wanted nothing (Uh, uh, uh) But your life saved, bitch, and that's on a light day (Give up) I'm getting down, down like a nigga said "Freeze!" (Uh) But won't be the one ending up on his knees Bitch please, if the only thing you cats did Was came out to play, stay out my way, motherfucker!

First, we gonna rock, then we gonna roll Then we let it pop, go, let it go! X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya First, we gonna rock, then we gonna roll Then we let it pop, go, let it go! X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya

Ain't never gave nothing to me (Yeah) But every time I turn around Cats got they hands out wantin' somethin' from me (Uh, huh) I ain't got it, so you can't get it (Yeah) Let's leave it at that 'cause I ain't with it (Yeah) Hit it with full strength (What?) I'm a jail nigga, so I face the world like it's Earl in the bullpen You against me, me against you (Uh, uh, uh, uh) Whatever, whenever, nigga, fuck you gon' do? I'm a wolf in sheep's clothin' (What?) Only nigga that you know who can chill Come back and get the streets open I've been doin' this for 19 years (What?) Niggas wanna fight me? Fight these tears (Fuck) I put in work, and it's all for the kids (Uh) But these cats done forgot what work is (Uh, huh) They don't know who we be, looking But they don't know who they see, nigga

First, we gonna rock, then we gonna roll Then we let it pop, go, let it go! X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya (Come on) First, we gonna rock, then we gonna roll Then we let it pop, go, let it go! (Come on) X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya

Ay yo, where my niggas at?! I know I got them down in the game Give 'em love and they give it back (Ooh) Talk too much for too long (What?) Don't give up, you're too strong (What?) Dub to the wild wild hunneds (Yeah) Shout out to niggas that done it (Come on) And it ain't even about the dough (Uh, uh, uh) It's about getting down for what you stand for, yo, for real!

First, we gonna rock, then we gonna roll Then we let it pop, go, let it go! (Come on) X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya (Come on) First, we gonna rock, then we gonna roll Then we let it pop, go, let it go! (Come on) Come on, X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya (Come on) First, we gonna rock, then we gonna roll Then we let it pop, go, let it go! (Come on) X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya X gon' give it to ya (Uh), he gon' give it to ya (Come on)

Come on Uh, uh, come on