Dawgs
Dawgs are fucking evil demon creatures from Hell that roam the Earth solely out of the pettiness of DMX and how much he hates those "CIA Niggers" that wronged him over 90+ million years ago in Cold Island. They're commonly found as household pets, and while a lot of the dawgs look innocent, just remember their true origins before you go and adopt one for yourself. They are currently known to be in outright war in Detroit with the Hogs in the Hog-Dog Conflict that has been ongoing for hundreds of thousands of years. They are known to be hostile to babies, although this does in fact have a biblical meaning, as they are genetically instructed to eat them as second nature due to the antics of Tony, and how he invented Coughing Babies, the biggest threat to their existence, meaning it is merely a defence mechanism for the Dawgs. Dawgs are generally extremely retarded and are able to be tamed by human beings to a point where they won't eat babies on sight.
"Tha Dawgs" are known to be the sacrificed Dawgs that have been banished back to Hell as anti-DMX symbolism, and to secure the existence of the white race.
When Dawgs die, they go straight to Hell Hell Hell Plus One to serve DMX for eternity.
Some people are also known to be able to morph into fucking dawgs. See here:
History[edit | edit source]
Origin[edit | edit source]
Houndians are believed to be a humanoid race that inspired the creation of Dawgs, the Houndians were the citizens of Houndia, a civilization ruled by DMX I in Cold Island for a few thousand years before Mossad nuked it to oblivion. After the nuking, DMX punished the Earth by creating Dawgs out of the decomposed sludge and souls of the dead Houndians that served DMX in Hell Hell Hell Plus One, unleashing them on to the world after the Coughing Babies attempted to conquer the lands of Cold Island, DMX summoned these giant dawgs 99 million+ years ago to fight them in a great war. They then went extinct as a result.
DMX then unleashed the current dawgs 1 million years ago, the reason as to why he did this 98 million years late is because time goes quicker in DMX's plane of Hell Hell Hell Plus One. The first Dawgs were wolves, which eventually evolved into ordinary Dawgs that were weaker though still ate fucking babies.
Ever since their presence of Earth, a group throughout Michigan known as the Dawg Punishers have been trying to punish them for existing, selling their remains to the Asian populace of the world for them to eat. DMX MK2 under his hip hop persona, made songs exclusively about Dawgs to mock/warn people about the impending doom of the Second Dawg Extermination Event.
Significance To Detroit[edit | edit source]
Dawgs have assimilated themselves into packs within Detroit as a result of the ongoing war, they are currently the least domesticated Dawgs on Earth and even rival wolves. Mole Rat Farmers in the vicinity of Detroit have claimed that some Dawgs actually talk like humans do. Near Detroit, an odd species known as Baves were birthed that have genetic similarities to Dawgs, although the Dawgs reject them. The Dawgs also formed a group of enslaved humans known as the Hog Punishers that are known to go out and hunt the Hogs for the Dawgs to eat and rape.
Why Black People Like Dogs[edit | edit source]
Because they look like them.
First Dawg Extermination Event[edit | edit source]
The First Dawg Extermination Event that occurred in Dchildpornia which resulted in the entire societal collapse of the mainland continent, leaving it nothing more than a sludge filled land full of rogue tribes that eat each other. It was caused by DMX in 15082 BC. An army of Hell Hell Hell Plus One Hounds were sent to Dchildpornia by DMX to permanently destroy all of civilization. The ruler of Dchildpornia at the time Sigismund Steinhäuser, had made several deals with Francis Friday and sold his soul to him, though he broke his nofap streak which resulted in the inevitable fate of Dchildpornia's once civilized land. The Hell Hell Hell Plus One Hounds were responsible for millions of deaths throughout the entire continent, making the Childpornians extinct as a race. This was but a warning to the entirety of Earth that DMX will return in his god form to wreak havoc for what the CIA Niggers did.
Second Dawg Extermination Event[edit | edit source]
In 3865 AD during the Fatberg Era, DMX opened a Hell Hound portal on Earth where the entire population of Hell Hounds had destroyed every single remnant of life on Earth, ensuring that nothing rejuvenates, although the fatberg and bungholic spread majorly helped with this. Earth became a dead wasteland as a result, and DMX ended up reclaiming his throne, inheriting the Earth as part of his kingdom. The Dawgs won.