Hog-Dog Conflict
The Hog-Dog Conflict was a conflict between the Hogs and the Dawgs, dating back to ancient Detroit as far back as 456,044 BC. The conflict is still ongoing to this day with the most recent event being the homicide of John Pork, which led to the Porks becoming involved in the conflict.
History[edit | edit source]
Beginning[edit | edit source]
The conflict began allegedly in 456,044 BC, evidently due to historical findings, it's known that the ancient group known as the Hog Punishers, run by Dawgs, in 8 Mile, had killed the ancient Randilian Hoggish beast known as the Daeodon, or better known as 'Piggy Apple.' Hoggish Randilian occultists were devastated by this attack and declared war on the Dawgs of Detroit.
The Wars[edit | edit source]
Over the course of 450,000+ years, they had continually fought in many battles. One notable time, in 167,555 BC, the Hogs had made an alliance with the Coughing Babies. A cultural norm for the Dawgs also began, you ever wondered why dogs chew on pig ears? Now you know.
Recent History[edit | edit source]
Russo-Ukraine War[edit | edit source]
The Russo-Ukraine War involved the Hogs, while this isn't officially part of the conflict itself, it's worth noting as there were probably some Dawgs out there on the Russian front line killing some disgusting hohols.
The Homicide Of John Pork[edit | edit source]
The most recent of this conflict that's known is the impact of John Pork, better known as the prophet of Hyperporkia. In April of 2023, he was assassinated by Jacob Canine, a known member of the Dawgwaffen Division's Linkin Park, Michigan branch. The impact of this assassination reached news headlines around the world and led to the Porks becoming enemies with the Dawgs. Jacob Canine was interviewed by Wang Dong News Network about the incident and he simply said "Well, I got a longer stride than he does, so he deserved it, the little pipsqueak." That line alone also pissed off PIPSQUEAK/LITTLE GUY DESTROYER STROYER, he declared war on Jacob also.