Fatbergs

Fatberg in all its glory

Fatbergs are a powerful element created as a resulting mix of grease and hairy diarrhea. They are known to be described as a rock-like mass that emerges within sewers across the Earth, formed by human sewer-waste matter build up as well as the combination of flushed non-biodegradable solids, such as wet wipes, and fat and oil deposits. Sentient Fatbergs are known to be a race that birthed from non-sentient fatbergs that infused with humanoid sewage waste that emerged in the sewers of various Internet Cities and larger metropolis' on Earth.

In 2050, the Fatberg Growth Event began, and as a result caused the extinction of all human life on Earth after the extinction of the race of Independent Black Women. In the 2080s-2090s, the continent of Fatberghuntartaria was formed by an excessive growth of fatbergs, covering exactly half of Earth's entire landmass, adjacent to Bungholandia (made of Bungholes) that covers the other half, separated by the 2 CM Fatberg-Bunghole Canal.

The entire planet of Gup is also primarily made out of a mix of Fatbergs along with other powerful elements.

History

Origin

Fatbergs were created after Gastrisha queefed them out of her ears after Syndrome made her unfathomably gassy upon the creation of the Universe in 999 Jeffyillion BC in a massive formation known as the Cosmic Fatberg that currently inhabits the Panhandlan Void part of the unknown Universe. Many fatberg chunks began to break off from the cosmic fatberg in order to consume physical matter in the universe, essentially acting as the real black holes. Eventually, some Fatbergs gained sentience by consuming phyiscal beings, some of which had spiritually ascended and achieved godhood, forming a group known as the 20 Fatberg Gods that would go on to rule all sentient fatbergs from there on out. Since then, the gods have led many coups and invasions upon all corners of the Universe in attempts to completely consume it.

Sentient Fatbergs

Sentient Fatbergs consist of Fatberg Creatures, Fatberg originated Races such as: Bungholes, Fatberg Monsters, Fatberg Mutants, Fatbergians as well as Gups and Shups. They have inhabited many parts of the Allahverse throughout history, such as Earth during the Fatberg Era. They are chaotic entities that seek to devour and consume literally everything, even more than Koreans.

In Fatist culture, Sentient Fatbergs are significant for being the enlightened beings separate from the Fatrarchy. Though, they are less significant to the Gassers of Incredigassystan because Fatbergs don't create steamy stinky fucking gas.

Discord City Fatberg Servers

Symbolic of the 20 Fatberg Gods, about 50 or so fatbergs were birthed from Greasy Gus' ears which formed the Fatberg Servers in Discord City. About 20 of which are currently known to the SCGN, although 50 do in fact exist, implying that there are actually 50 Fatberg Gods, rather than 20.

Notable Fatbergs

• 6 August 2013: A fatberg roughly the size of a bus that weighed 15 tonnes (17 short tons), consisting of food fat and wet wipes, was discovered in drains under London Road in Kingston upon Thames, London.

• 1 September 2014: A solid mass of waste fat, wet wipes, food, tennis balls and wood planks, the size of a Boeing 747 aeroplane was discovered and cleared by sanitation workers in a drain beneath a 80-metre (260 ft) section of road in Shepherd's Bush, London.

• 3 September 2014: The sewerage system beneath Melbourne, Australia was clogged by a large mass of fat, grease and waste.
• January 2015: As part of a campaign against drain blocking, Welsh Water released a video showing a fatberg in drains in Cardiff.
• April 2015: A 40-metre-long (130 ft) fatberg was removed from sewers under Chelsea. It took over two months to remove, and the damage it caused cost an estimated £400,000 to repair.
• July 2015: A 120-metre-long (390 ft) fatberg was discovered in Welshpool in mid-Wales.
• January 2016: A blockage caused by a fatberg near Newcastle, New South Wales, Australia, damaged the Eleebana sewage pumping station. The fatberg "weighed about a tonne [1.1 short tons] and took four hours to remove" by crane.
• September 2017: A 250-metre-long (820 ft) fatberg weighing over 130 tonnes (140 short tons) was found under Whitechapel, London. Even working seven days a week at a cost of £1 million per month, officials estimated it would take two months to destroy it. Two pieces of the fatberg were cut off on 4 October 2017 and, after several weeks of drying, were displayed at the Museum of London from 9 February 2018 through June 2018, as part of the museum's City Now City Future season. According to curator Vyki Sparkes, the fatberg became one of the museum's most popular exhibits.
• September 2017: A fatberg of congealed fat, wet wipes, and waste was discovered under the streets of Baltimore, Maryland, US that caused the spillage of 1.2 million US gallons (4.5 million litres; 1.0 million imperial gallons) of sewage into Jones Falls.
• April 2018: A fatberg discovered under South Bank in London is suspected to be larger than the one found under Whitechapel.
• 12 September 2018: Workers in Macomb County, Michigan, US discovered a fatberg 100 feet long, 11 feet wide and as much as 6 feet tall. The Michigan Science Center launched a 'fatberg' exhibit in December 2018, which included real pieces from the mass found in September.
• December 2018: Sewer workers discovered a fatberg in Sidmouth, Devon that was 64 metres (210 ft) long. Workers took eight weeks to remove it. It was the largest fatberg discovered in the UK outside a major city,[41] and the largest in the history of South West Water.
• February 2019: The largest fatberg in the UK was discovered in a sewer at Birchall Street in Liverpool. It weighed 400 tonnes (440 short tons) and was 250 metres (820 ft) long. It proved to be difficult to break down using conventional tools and equipment. It was finally removed in May 2021 using a new method of clearing, which consisted of workers feeding a steel rope through it and then cutting it with a jet.
• December 2019: A large fatberg in the north of England was reported by United Utilities under HM Prison Manchester. The 52-metre-long (170 ft) fatberg was estimated to weigh "around the same as three elephants", taking several weeks to remove fully.[44]
• April 2020: A 42-tonne (46-short-ton) fatberg the size of a petrol tanker was discovered in Melbourne, Australia. Its unusually large size in relation to other Australian blockages (far exceeding the 2014 and 2016 Australian fatbergs) was blamed primarily on the shortage of toilet paper caused by the COVID-19 outbreak.
• 26 June 2020: Two years after a large mass of fat was jet cleaned from Gisborne's sewer network in New Zealand, a half-tonne fatberg built up in the same place. The second fatberg caused an overflow of the wastewater system, which the Gisborne District Council attributed to COVID-19 claiming that they "had significant problems with pump stations blocking because more people were at home and their behaviour had changed."
• October 2020: A 10-tonne fatberg made up of grease, fat, and wet wipes was removed from sewers under Cadogan Place in London, England
• February 2021: A "huge and disgusting" fatberg described as having the same weight as a bungalow was removed from under Yabsley Street in Canary Wharf, London, England.
• April 2021: A giant fatberg, weighing about 300 tonnes, was found to be clogging a sewer in the Hodge Hill area of Birmingham, England. Severn Trent commented that it was estimated to be one of the biggest blockages they had ever dealt with.