Cosmic Fatberg

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Cosmic Fatberg.

The Cosmic Fatberg refers to the source of all fatbergs, the largest fatberg in existence that resides in the Panhandlan Void of the universe. It is believed that this fatberg is home to a race of beings known as Greasian Australians and the family bloodline of Independent Black Women where Gastrisha descended from.

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The Cosmic Fatberg was created eons ago by Gastrisha after she queefed the entire fucking thing out of her ears. It is unknown why she did this, but according to her, her family lives there and there's a KFC. Since the creation of this giant fatberg, it has been slowly tearing itself off one by one as the smaller fatbergs that detach itself from the cosmic fatberg float to the known universe to consume all matter.