Greasian Australians

Greasian Australians are a race of superhuman beings that are believed to inhabit the Cosmic Fatberg that resides in the Panhandlan Void part of the Universe. It is entirely unknown what they are as a race, though the only evidence of their existence is Greasy Gus.

It is believed that all of them look like buff max goofy and have 29 inch chodes in both length and width. They are believed to possess IQ's of 2900000000000+ and the strength to lift the twin towers and a 9000000000000000000000000000000000km ton giant shit +2.