Koreans
South Koreans (not to be confused with North Koreans) are a breed of CCP Shills that share cultural relation to the Mukbangers, they reside in the estranged land known as South Korea that wants to be Japan so bad but can't because it doesn't have utopian things like anime and hello kitty murders. They are soulless metabolic demons that eat and consume all solid matter to further pursue their youtube mukbang careers. This was exposed by an unidentified individual from Australia who saw a korean exchange student from Seoul watching a korean mukbang video on the school computers during engineering class in Year 9, exposing their depraved world of consuming shit.
7 ft tall 34 year old Korean Mommies[edit | edit source]
7 ft tall 34 year old Korean Mommies can fucking stomp on my balls any day of the week. All white men will succumb to 7 ft tall 34 year old Korean Mommies. I just want a 7 ft tall 34 year old Korean Mommies to tuck me in at night and let me cry while lying my head on her chest while she runs her fingers through my hair while telling me how much of a good boy I am.
History[edit | edit source]
Origin[edit | edit source]
South Koreans were birthed 10 years ago when North Korea became a popular topic for westerners curious about the supposed "harsh regime" that North Korea was apparently undergoing (with zero fact checked and peer reviewed sources to support such bashful claims against a utopia like North Korea.) The North Korean government kidnapped a bunch of Japanese people and placed them on some island south of North Korea and called it "South Korea", and then called those Japanese people "South Koreans" to fool the masses. The reason they did all this was to prevent the exposure of North Koreans themselves, as North Koreans are actually Giants that are kilometres tall on average. The North Koreans exposed in the media and tourists going to North Korea are actually just South Koreans.
Mukbanghood[edit | edit source]
South Koreans eventually became Mukbangers through unknown means, although this is speculative that this is the result of Japanese people if they weren't utopian. They decided to hide this from the rest of the world, because of how fucked up this was, but everyone knows now, which is why the "Stop Asian Hate" movement began except nobody cares about that.
SSOYOUNG VS WHALE SHARK
Niggergoyumyum sloppyplop oggahgiggle the eighth[edit | edit source]
Niggergoyumyum sloppyplop oggahgiggle the eighth is the undisputed king of South Koreans and the entire korean side of the mukbang community. It's unknown what the fuck he even is, as he's not even korean. He was part of the Mukbang Trinity that resulted in the genetic cloning of Icey Nick.
Society[edit | edit source]
Koreans and their society is a carbon copy of Japan if it was a dystopia. There's no redeeming qualities about it, I don't know why anybody would even go to South Korea, its only use is to pay taxes to the israeli government. I spoke to an 18 year old swedish girl once and she told me she would only go to South Korea for food. Not even sightseeing or souvenirs like buying a Ukrainian flag or some shit.