Fatrarchy

Fatrarchy.

The Fatrarchy is the spiritual hierarchal caste system relating to Fatism and the Gassers of Incredigassystan.

Ranks

Gasserfats

Gasserfats are the highest beings on the caste system, below Fat Randal the almighty being.They are ascended beings that are considered either gods or demigods depending on interpretations, notable Gasserfats include: Fatman Scoop, Incredible Gassy, and Gastrisha.

Smallfats

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Smallfats are the highest physical mortal beings on the hierarchy, they consist of the fattest fucking physical beings alive. They create gas that then floats to India which is why India smells like fucking shit. There are 3 main groups of Smallfats, those being: Wizard Smallfats (the highest, they are ruled by the Dewmasters and sonic fans), Shinto Warrior Smallfats (basically obese weeaboo phenotypes), and Mudwrestler Smallfats (overweight redneck motherfuckers that love to mud wrestle in one of the Carolina's, descended from Doc Boy Arbuckle such as Bubba Hodunk.) Notable Smallfats include: Leviathan and the guy who ruled the city of Ur.

Midfats

Midfats are ascended Superfats that are actively on the path to smallfathood, these are typically priests and the preachers of the fatness of Fat Randal.

Superfats

Superfats are beings who rank above Death Fats, they are basically gassy beings who have the physical and spiritual capabilities of ascending beyond puny mortal status to become a Smallfat, and even a Gasserfat thereafter.

Infinifats

Infinifats are an elusive status on the fatrarchy, primarily due to how secretive all infinifats are. They're known to be of a similar level of hierarchal status to Superfats, however.

Death Fats

Death Fats are the lowest beings who live to serve the Smallfats and the Gasserfats. This basically consists of unevolved mutant mortal beings that are incapable of producing large quantities of Parp Gas that are capable of polluting the Indian subcontinent. They are said to be the beings that inhabit all the continents outside of the chosen land (Incredigassystan), they are considered the bottom of the barrel unsanitary filth that must not be touched.

Unrecognized Fats

Bluefats

Bluefat.

Bluefats are a subspecies of smallfats that are .8 percent better than smallfats. The reasoning for their lack of recognition is because the smallfats are jealous and scared about this fact and swiftly oppose and destroy all attempts made to recognize them on the Fatrarchy.

Gaessrfatties

Gaessrfatties are beings from the Denmark part of Hans Island. They are basically the Jews of the fats, unrecognized because of their thieving, lying and scummy ways. They were kicked from Incredigassystan as a result of their ways, hence why they live on Hans Island.

Largefats

Largefats were a hoax created by the Gaessrfatties which revolved around Death Fats claiming a higher hierarchal status that was once prevalent and validated on the Fatrarchy until billschannel debunked them in 425 AD. This angered all the Gaessrfatties who started the hoax, and all Largefats were killed in the Largefat Genocide in Incredigassystan.