Fatman Scoop
Fatman Scoop is a notable Gasserfat, artist, musical entrepreneur, deity, world renowned hype man, aligned to Fat Randal's council of Fatism. Not much is known about Scoop except he is known to be an intellectual mind of the ages and very important to the current standing of the United States Supreme Court.
Fatman Scoop's goals are essentially to control the East, which is as of now impossible for him to do because of Ted Wassanasong. Before he achieved Gasserfathood, he was known to have secretly controlled AFUN for thousands of years upon its supposed death tens of thousands of years ago as a result of the Finno-Korean Hyperwar. He wants to turn everything east (Russia, China, Iran) into afrocentrist states. It's also suspected that he controls Big Pharma, the evidence to support this claim is that there exists a brand of anal fuzzing cream known as "Afun", it's possible that Fatman Scoop is using this to tell people about his plans to usurp the Chinese government, as the Chinese are known to produce anal fuzzing cream in sweatshops.
Fatman Scoop's name can also be rearranged to form "nat fam o pocs" which could mean "national family of people of color society", a secondary name for AFUN.
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This song was released in 109 AD in recognition of Fatman Scoop's ascendance to Gasserfathood. He manifested this entire video with his mind, this video is actually footage of the plane of existence that exists within Fatman Scoop's head.