Mewing
Mewing is a looksmaxxing technique that true nose-breathers use in an attempt to make themselves look more agarthan. Hardmewing is a more advanced technique only used by the truest, most skilled and capable looksmaxxing-jitsu masters. Bonesmashing is similar to mewing although it actually works, especially if you use a sledgehammer.
How to mew[edit | edit source]
You fucking press your tongue up on the roof of your mouth and fucking keep it there forever, you gotta make sure you're doing it correctly otherwise you'll fucking die. After about 10 reps you'll have an ultra gigachad jawline and cheekbones.
Before and After[edit | edit source]
Steam City[edit | edit source]
There's an underground Steam City society that specializes in the art of hardmewing, it's like fight club but for hardmewers. It was started by the Lions Pack MGTOW Warriors in 2023. https://steamcommunity.com/groups/10-SETS-OR-DIE-TRYING
- 10SETSORDIETRYING
History[edit | edit source]
Origin[edit | edit source]
Mewing first dates back 899 Billion years ago when it was first invented by Super Saiyan Mariano in order to achieve some sort of zen while upping his jaw gains at the same time. The Marianokin also always practiced mewing and they never actually spoke as a result of this, which allowed them to learn how to telepathically communicate. They invented a style of mewing known as Khecarī mudrā which is essentially hardhardhardmewing, the ultimate form of mewing. Although to do this one must unlock their inner "mariano muscles" which requires 500 years of consistent hardmewing on average.
Re-popularization[edit | edit source]
In the 2020's some dude named "Dr. Mew" on youtube found a stone tablet dating back to those years and decided to tell people of its importance. Truecels and residents of Melbourne carried on the mewing legacy.
Here is a video of an expert hardmewer, OP_Tree, vigorously showing his gains: