Larping

"If you see a LARPer, rape and kill it. It's not much, but it's honest work." ~ Lord Ursus The Walmart Guardian, 506 AD.

LARPing (Live Action Roleplaying) is a common practice invented within large arrays of internet culture where individuals put on a distorting act for specific purposes, primarily for either trolling or trying to make oneself look good in front of strangers on the internet because their lives are shit in real life. Those who do this for their entire existence within Internet Cities are a classified race known as Larpers, they are considered to be either the most talented beings alive or diseased mutants.

Australians, due to their status as the shitposting master race, are considered to be the god-tier creative connoisseurs of larping because of their Autism and the fact that their entire lives are essentially spent living within one giant esoteric meme (Australia.)

"Based" Women and Neo-Nazi Larpers are an example of diseased mutant larpers.

The Definition Of A Larper[edit | edit source]

Really says a lot about society (like to dislike ratio)

Types of Real Life Larpers[edit | edit source]

'A powerful young man displaying his evil fucking wizard powers.

Medieval Larpers[edit | edit source]

Medieval Larpers are a group of shameless LARPers with a powerful case of Autism that go outside of their parents basement every once in a while to assimilate themselves in to groups of nerds and geeks that dress up like the people from the cult-classic video game skyrim and fight with foam swords and plastic armour bought at a Halloween store.

Airsofters[edit | edit source]

Airsofters are an esoteric community of LARPers that, instead of joining the (◣_◢)MILITARY(◣_◢) and killing commie terrorist scum in real LYF like a REAL MAN, prefer to shoot themselves with overly expensive plastic toy guns that shoot brightly coloured plastic pellets. The sad part about this is that the majority of Airsofters are adult males, and they despise the fact that children (people under the age of 18) also like their LARPing hobby. Despite the fact that a large amount of this community are grown adult men that will whine at you if you compare their hobby to paintballing, they are slightly more human and less dorky than the medieval larpers, thus giving them SIGNIFICANTLY LESS POWER.

Watch this kid get PWNED:

Heh, hey kid, how about you get fucking shot with a real bullet you fucking pussy