Australians
For no reason whatsoever, there seems to be a huge number of aussies on steam. Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing, it's up to an individual to decide. The aussies aren't necessarily a group, because they often tend to assimilate themselves into other groups mentioned in this guide, although there are some behavioral patters exclusive to them. Firstly, all of them seem to have a big affinity towards the Chinese government. From my personal experience, I've known multiple aussies, who had a wet dream about being abducted into a chinese cloning facility hidden deep in the kunlun mountains, which makes absolute sense, because aussies have been a chinese coalmine for over 20 years now, and a certain gene of subservience has been present in their genome ever since. While few are explicitly embracing their australianness on steam, they are all united in their hate towards the aboriginals and kiwis alike. It's not all that bad however. Aussies are often seen celebrating every single day of their life, and rightfully so, because they somehow managed to live X years in the most inhospitable place on the entire fućking planet. With venomous insects the size of your palm and temperatures varying from -15℃ to 48℃, every 24 hours is a constant struggle for survival. There also happens to be a trend of sinophobia rising among young australians (which contradicts them loving the chinese communist party, but that doesn't seem to bother them too much), stemming from a huge influx of genetically superior chinese people travelling to australia for study and work, humiliating native aussies with their grandeur. Apart from being incredibly loud, even through a text medium, and their very quick mood swings they are some of the most creative people in this shithole. - Hank
Australians are a race of drunk and severely racist/autistic white people native to the entirely inhospitable continent of Australia. They're known for their large presence in the shitposting circles of the Internet Cities and their excessive creativity within them. It is a wide known fact that all Australians live in the remote deserts of the outback, completely secluded from the rest of the world but somehow ZOG got to them anyway, and a fair amount of them somehow have internet connection to shitpost and be disingenuous online as their favorite hobby often is. They're mostly comprised of Larpers and Degenerates. Despite how retarded, drunk, stupid, drunk and autistic and drunk they all are, they've been described as some of the most creative larpers and god tier level shitposters that the world has ever seen which is a huge fucking shock and has left philosophers questioning as to why considering how 90% of the Australian populace is the exact opposite of witty. Aussies also tend to dislike Americans (especially tourists), despite the fact that a fair amount of their culture is a half assed version of Burgertown's zog influenced culture with a tiny mix of Britbong Island's culture. They're also just pissy that amerimutts are allowed to own an automatic assault rifle and they can't because they let some blonde haired emo cunt trick them into giving their guns away. While they hate amerimutts, they don't hate them nearly as much as they hate muslims, pajeets and asians. Their relevance in Steam City is that they appear to control the most powerful shitposting circles such as the SCGN and DEUS, although this can entirely be attributed to the anglosphere.
Why Aussies incessantly shitpost and dominate the shitposting world[edit | edit source]
There's an active conspiracy that aussies are working in a collaborative effort to take over the internet by acting like autistic fucking alcoholic cunts that live in the middle of the desert but seemingly have an internet connection. Fat™ was notably an individual who asked this question eons ago in Steam City despite being an aussie himself. To put it simple, Aussies live meme lives in general and live on a meme continent full of asians and abo's where every cunt is rich because every aussie cunt gets a job working in or for the government where they don't have to actually work or do anything while the rest of the world either hates them or loves them. They feel the need to shitpost because every other cunt takes the internet to absolute heart when they're too drunk and autistic to care, they're busier trying to survive the wildlife and the inhospitable temperatures that cause their entire country to be set aflame.
Breeds[edit | edit source]
Origin[edit | edit source]
The first Aussies were known as Greasian Australians, that are believed to inhabit the Fatbergs outside the known Universe in the Panhandlan Void. Only one Greasian Australian exists to this day, he is known as Greasy Gus, and he is said to be one of the weakest among them although this isn't saying much because he is one of the most powerful entities currently alive on Earth that simply shouldn't exist.
The second breed of Aussies were a sub-breed of Tigs, they were birthed in Tasmania after they were created by Francis Fridayist occultists that were conducting a breeding experiment amongst their fellow Tigs. They were born in 1,705,660 BC although they were all quickly wiped from existence during the Great Tasmania Bushfire that was started on purpose by Francis Friday, they were said to be extremely powerful and a threat to Tasmania. The third breed of Aussies are regular Australians that exist today, they were born on the Bungee Mark Planet and had arrived on Earth some time in 11567 BC as convicts via. ford falcon spaceship, these Aussies are dangerous although they are not a threat to the entire Gabyverse, hence why they still exist today but as a minority. Historians (paid shills) would have one believe that they came from Britbong Island on some fucking fleet as convicts, although this is false, but even if it was true then that means they just genetically absorbed the British, the Jews of white people.
Accent[edit | edit source]
The reason why Aussies sound like drunk britbongs is no coincidence, recent findings have actually discovered that the Aussie accent originated from alcoholic drunk early settlers: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australian-accent-is-a-product-of-early-settler-s-heavy-drinking-claims-academic-a6711486.html
Words Aussies like to use in basic vocabulary[edit | edit source]
- Yeah nah
- Cunt
- Fuckwit
- Drongo
- Gronk
- Mayt
- Gday
- Fuark
- Dunny
- Fuck me dead
- Maccas
- Sheila
- Servo
- Straya
- Snag
- Yous
- Fair dinkum
- Boys in blue
- Ciggy
Arrival In Valve City[edit | edit source]
The Australians had arrived in Valve City in 6641 BC on an expedition led by Richard Dengyu to the "aunstinstic world" or some shit. They had occupied an area in the VALVE Occupied Territory District and they were rather small in numbers, there were only about 400 of them to begin with. A few teenagers had split from Dengyu's group after a while which gave a rabbi the opportunity to groom these young men in to forming a neo-nazi organization known as the Gerbil Felchers.
Australia Page Edit War[edit | edit source]
This very page on steamcity.wikidot.com was constantly edited by Jacks because he hates aussies with a passion. He was known to constantly remove everything and replace it with "aussies are subhuman" which is very mean and not nice, that's griefing.