Baayami
Baayami (or Baiame, Baayama, Petrol God or Byamee) is the Godhead of the Abogon and the god of worship amongst several Aboriginal Tribes in Steam City and south-eastern Australia in the religion of Dreamtime.
It's known that Baayami was one of the 2 godheads that were created as a result of the incident involving Lord Doffsters Tools in Troniumstan during the Before Time Era. He essentially became Allah's freeloading roommate that steals his fucking shoes and sniffs petrol all day.
Many texts and cave drawings suggests that Baayami created the Australian continent as a lush green land billions of years ago. When Abo's arrived to Australia upon being banished from Gustavolands, the dumb cunts burnt everything which is why Australia is mostly a red fucking desert, although it's believed that Baayami commanded them to do this for some unknown reason. Whatever that reason was, it didn't convince Baayami to let abo cunts into Noongarrripi, the afterlife realm of the Dreamtime. He then created centrelink to help Abo's financially support their paint licking, glue sniffing, petrol huffing, asian bashing, ape raping habits to help them in the "mortal journey" as they die and go to Hell. Baayami then created Aboriginal Affairs to help the special cunts gain immunity to any wrong doing.
Many believe that Baayami will appear one day in the skies above Alice Springs, the chosen land of the bungadungawarraninjibillabongabongabunyip.
The False Gods[edit | edit source]
Baayami warned that there will be false gods that claim the creation of centrelink, petrol and abo affairs. Many abo tribes worship the false gods.
The Bunyip[edit | edit source]
The Bunyip is an evil creature that's basically the satanic god of Dreamtime. This motherfucker is worshipped by the Jews of Abo tribes, the Wiradjuri. He is said to eat children and lives in a swamp outside North Wagga Wagga.
Wollunqua[edit | edit source]
Also written Wollunka or Wollunkua, is a snake-god of rain and fertility of the Warramunga people of the Northern Territory of Australia, he was known to have created the Rainbow Serpent, a creature that gets white farmers jailed.[1] The snake, which emerged from a watering hole called Kadjinara in the Murchison Ranges, is said to be many miles long. When speaking of the Wollunqua snake in public, the name urkulu nappaurinnia is used, because if they were to call it too often by its real name they would lose control and it would come out and devour them all. It can place the rainbow in the sky at will.