Commandments Of Warism

The Commandements Of Warism are a strict 8000 commandments that those devoted to Warism and Paul Bird's teachings must abide by. Due to the wars occurring in VALVE City thousands of years ago to wipe out the Warists entirely, VALVE has been responsible for destroying texts relating to all but 30 of these commandments, so only 30 of the commandments are actually known to modern Warists. Paul had preached all of these on top of a mound that overlooks W.A.R. City after he perpetrated the VALVE City Children Hospital Bombings in 3004 BC. They are as follows:

I - Thou shalt have no other gods before Paul Bird.
II - Thou shalt not worship any objects other than Hugo's Fat ass
III - Thou shalt not use Paul's name in vain.
IV - Worship Paul on Sundays.
V - Do everything Paul says no matter how inhumane or sexual it is
VI - Thou shalt not kill, unless it involves people talking trash about W.A.R
VII - Thou shalt not commit acts of adultery unless it is with Hugo.
VIII - Thou shalt not steal copies of W.A.R
IX - Thou shalt not lie to any members of the Church of Wild Animal Racing.
X - Thou shalt not be jealous of another's point count in game
XI - Thou shalt watch every movie in W.A.R everyday.
XII - Thou shalt also pray to Paul while watching those movies
XIII - Thou shalt stroke Gingers long neck as you bang her as it is her fetish
XIV - Thou shalt only have sexual fantasies about Paul
XV - Worship the animal gods on Tuesdays
XVI - Play W.A.R everyday except for Sundays and Tuesdays as you will be worshiping the gods on those days
XVII - Thou Shalt not talk down to Paul
XVIII - Thou Shalt not talk trash about Wild Animal Racing
XIX - Thou Shalt not talk trash about Alien Insanity
XX - Thou Shalt not talk trash about Wild Animal Sports Day
XXI - Thou Shalt not talk trash about The Amazing Shrinking Giraffe.
XXII - Thou Shalt not talk down to the animal gods
XXIII - Thou shalt believe Wild Animal Racing Jesus was the messiah
XXIV - Thou shalt pray 5 times a day to Paul and 2 times a day to the animal gods
XXV - Hunt weebs and furfags for Paul
XXVI - Thou shalt not leave a person who talks down to W.A.R or Paul alive
XXVII - Thou must be a sacrifice for Paul
XXVIII - Thou shalt not purchase or take anime related products for sexual related purposes
XXIX - Thou shalt not do sexual favors for the characters in Alien Insanity
XXX - Thou must only watch Wild Animal Racing pornography.