Eyes Wide Shut

Eyes Wide Shut is a british conspiracy theorist from a lovely council housing area of Stoke-On-Trent, Britbong Island that primarily makes videos of himself ranting in his car about the evil world government (Jewish Global Elite) and various subjects of the matter. It's believed that this man does not actually know proper English, but has invented a language of his own, many scholars such as Vans Von Kieselstein have attempted to decipher it but have made little progress due to the sheer complexity of the dialect.

It's believed that, due to common dialect and accent, that Eyes Wide Shut is the father of Halig Hilderinc and had sent him to physically attack Vans on the once peaceful and quiet streets of Newcastle upon Tyne.