Francis Friday (Physical Form)

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Francis Friday.

Francis Friday (Physical Form) refers to the physical mortalized forms taken by Francis Friday, the god of chill shit and destruction. Francis has existed as many physical fauna and flora over the course of all mortal existence, his most well known and most recent form is Christopher Masterson, the guy who played Francis in Malcolm in the Middle, a show symbolic of the events that took place during the Before Time Era.

Physical Forms[edit | edit source]

Below are Francis' most notable physical forms. Over the course of existence, Francis has taken the form of various creatures and he was even a blade of grass on multiple occasions. He primarily takes these forms due to the fact that he finds enjoyment causing pain and suffering as a physical entity in any way he can.

Snotrod[edit | edit source]

Snotrod from the First Earth Car Civilization is believed to be the first known physical form of Francis, dating back octillions of years ago on First Earth. In the movie Cars (Pixar), Snotrod (Francis) appears in that badass scene where the gang of dripped out fucking neon cars make Mack fall asleep and fucking die. Notably, DJ (the fat cunt car playing the music) is believed to be representative of a physical form of Fat Randal.

Okhian Form[edit | edit source]

During the Second Civilization Era on Earth and on Mercury, during the Francis-Okhian War Period, Francis took the form of a Mercurian Okhian named Marvin Rink Dink III and caused the entire destruction of the Mercurian Okhian Civilization and was subsequently raped and killed after it was known to the people that he was behind all the pain and suffering that plagued the lands during this time.

Queen Chrysalis[edit | edit source]

Queen Chrysalis, Francis Friday's Pony form.

During the Third Civilization Era (Proto-Gnome Era) when Ponies reigned on Earth adjacent to Gnomic Civilization, Queen Chrysalis (Francis' Pony form) was a shapeshifting nephilim (that took the form of Princess Cadance once) that ruled over the demonic race of crystal meth induced Ponies known as Changelings in Equestria. She attempted to conquer the entirety of Equestria but failed because Docy O Og commanded the Mane Six to go through with murdering and eating the bitch.

Christopher Masterson[edit | edit source]

The current living physical form of Francis is believed to be hollywood actor, Christopher Masterson who played Francis from Malcolm in the Middle. It's also speculative that Chris is simply just an actor playing as Francis, although his bearing resemblance to many previous physical forms of Francis have led many to believe that this is Francis Friday in our mortal plane. It's unsurprising that Francis would join the biggest child sacrifice group that currently exists on Earth.