Lasagna Lake

"As soon as Jon Arbuckle was cleansed from evil, he came up out of the molten lasagna. Heaven was opened and he saw the spirit of Garfield descending like a dove and alighting on him. Then an angelic voice said from heaven, “This is my own dear son with whom I am pleased." - The Monday Apocalypse, The Bible Of Garfism.

The Lasagna Lake is a religious landmark of Garfeet that was once known to be a place in which Garfist baptisms took place in order to purify the souls of Garfs. The lake was said to have formed billions of years ago during the late Second Civilization Era upon the formation of the Garfeet continent. In the belief of Garfism, Jon Arbuckle II was believed to have been the first to have had his soul purified in the lake.

During the native occupants of Garfeet, before the arrival of the Indian Garfs and formation of the First Kingdom Of Garfeet, the native Garf tribes had eaten the entire lake and were killed, although sent to Eternal Sunday in Jannah. Quinton I led an expedition after a calling from Garfield in which he led the Indian Garfs in a conquest to piss and shit in the lake, restoring it to its natural state.

The town of Garfeetown, now abandoned, is situated along the coastlines of the lake.

Beginning in 564 BC, upon the passing of the Anti-Garf Statute laws during the occupation of the New Launceston government, the Tasmaniacs were known to have dumped dead Garf bodies into the lake. At the bottom of the lake, millions of skeletons of dead Garfs remain.