Quinton I

Quinton I, born in 649,499,189,034 BC, was the first of the Quinton Dynasty, known for being the founder of the First Kingdom Of Garfeet after he was believed to have been prophesized by Garfield to lead the Indian Garfs to the chosen land of Garfeet to restore the Lasagna Lake by pissing and shitting in it after it had been eaten by the native Garf tribes of Garfeet. He was also known to have in some way started the Garfism (Old Age) religion in its entirety after imposing mandated worship laws amongst the entire kingdom.