Panhandles

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Panhandles exist everywhere.

The Panhandlan Lands (or Panhandles) are narrow strips of land defined by map borders, resembling a panhandle shape that are known to be extremely powerful and chaotic, created by Dylan Giggle in order to indirectly corrupt and conquer the Universe. This has caused the balance between order and chaos within mortal existence, as with each panhandle created, the more chaotic mortal existence becomes, although they are generally countered by Peninsulas, created by the Order Gods.

Panhandles have to stick out from a larger part of land for it to be considered a panhandle, there are also panhandles within panhandles, these particular Panhandles are known as EDPpanhandles which stands for "Extremely Dangerous & Powerful Panhandles". The most powerful and oldest Panhandlan Land is the Oklahoma Panhandle, due to being the backbone of all Panhandles. Panhandles are most commonly found in the North American continent, although there are multiple Panhandles around the world, some Panhandles are known to be entire countries, such as Gambia.

History[edit | edit source]

Creation[edit | edit source]

During the 500 Year Childpornogian Invasion Of The Universe (900,499,999,999 BC - 900,499,999,500 BC) the Universe was ready to face a heat death event due to the threat of the supernatural creatures from an unknown plane of the Gabyverse known as the Childpornogians. The Allahverse Pantheon, after they killed Jeffy Og, Dylan Giggle ceased the threat by creating the Oklahoma Panhandle on Earth, thus marking the formation of the very first Panhandle.

Upon creating the Panhandle, Earth was in a state of utter chaos for an entire year, until the Kamchatka Peninsula had been created in order to balance shit out again. Over the following billions of years, many more Panhandles had been created due to Dylan Giggle and his attempts at unleashing the chaos onto the Universe. With the amount of Panhandles that exist, it's theorized that a god sized supernova would occur if something were to release the powerful chaotic energy kept within the existing Panhandles.