Retronium

Retronium creating existence itself.

Retronium Buckbreakmeisterdoff 40000 Aryan American White Picket Fence Nine Kids Allowed To Say The Soft N-Word Livin' Rent Free In Your Head (also known as The 'Tronium) is the godhead of the entire Gabyverse, responsible for creating the forces of order and chaos which created the very essence of the entire Gabyverse and existence in itself. When a mortal or even immortal in cases, becomes aware of the existence of Retronium, they achieve TRONIUM. Retronium is believed to exist within the schizophrenic dream of a godhead form of The Gorillion. It's believed that he created the Gabyverse in order for Skillet Nightcore remixes to exist.

Retronium essentially lives rent free in every beings head to allow existence to exist in itself, except for an entity known as The Gorillion. Retronium's contribution to the Gabyverse was creating a plane of existence known as Old Boxtrollhatten which was once known as Troniumstan, home to a mysterious race of powerful spirits known as Troniums that created one of the most advanced civilizations to ever exist, even creating Allah and Baayami after an incident involving Lord Doffsters Tools during the Before Time Era.

Doffster, Retronium's loyal hound.

Many believe that Retronium orchestrates everything from his computer located in his house that is pictured to look like a 2 story house with a white picket fence outside located in MURICAN huwite suburbia. Retronium is believed to have a lap HOUND in his possession named Doffster whose doggy house is located on the corner of his white picket fence on his lawn.

Tronium Incarnations (example: Retronium Doffster, Putt, etc.) are a phenomenon in which Retronium selectively chooses an entity to possess the TRONIUM gene (which is basically just his own spirit) which is given to worthy individuals with the capabilities of holding such power to buckbreak and give rent free disease to many.

History

First Earth

It's believed that Retronium created First Earth octillions of years ago in the Universe in order to prove to some random guy on the internet that exists on his computer that he's more alpha male than them. He created half the land and then a race of Cars began to emerge, building a civilization similar to modern human civilization which lasted for about 6 days before Retronium killed them after gaining a sexual attraction to a purple car known as "Putt Putt." Putt Putt happened to be a guy, so in order to not be outed as a homosexual amongst the populace, he destroyed them. After this, he then set his status to offline mode to look cool.

Tronium Incarnations

For no reason at all, Retronium likes to choose random entities to serve under his own spirit in order to buckbreak other random entities. There is literally zero known reason as to why he does this, but it's probably some advanced incomprehensive reason beyond our feeble minds.